Kristen Wiig

What kind of dip?

I would love to see your Zinger!

I looked amazing. Thank you for asking. And yes I am!

You are mean. I am not sure I like you.

That first place looks okay for a short stay.

I did not see @jsharr posting in here?

Go make a thread about trying to bang him then and leave me the hell alone.

He is the kind of guy that would make change out of the offering plate.

Steve is a wild and crazy guy. I wish he would come back and host.

You would have a better chance at banging Marilyn Monroe.

Who the Hell does @donkpow think he is anyway?

I am not jsharr either, but he has his hand up my ass.

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A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them. TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."