Kristen Wiig

What kind of dip?

I would love to see your Zinger!

I looked amazing. Thank you for asking. And yes I am!

You are mean. I am not sure I like you.

That first place looks okay for a short stay.

I did not see @jsharr posting in here?

Go make a thread about trying to bang him then and leave me the hell alone.

He is the kind of guy that would make change out of the offering plate.

Steve is a wild and crazy guy. I wish he would come back and host.

You would have a better chance at banging Marilyn Monroe.

Who the Hell does @donkpow think he is anyway?

I am not jsharr either, but he has his hand up my ass.

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A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them. TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Who doesn't? I would not be surprised to find out the head master was the one that slipped the bad code into poor Pbot's programming. Oh well, his loss, our gain.

They are not Cowboys. They are Rangers. Canyon Rangers to be exact.

Thank you. I have heard you are pretty damn schralpy on a bicycle as well. You may be my all time favorite poster here.

What could be more ironic than @Road Runner hitting a gate while speeding down the road on a bike named Acme? I guess if he ran into an anvil, but other than that, I got nothing.

Bikini Ahole should be your next username. I cannot wait to see the avatar you choose for that one.

By the powers vested in me by Colonel Sanders I now pronounce you wingman and wife. You may now kiss your fried.

This site cannot go down much more. The only way to go from here is up, basically.

What a great way to celebrate National Serpent Day on Feb. 1st! Someone needs to get that woman some Baked Alaska

I think he sent the tape out this year instead of Christmas cards.