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Tim Burr

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  1. Handling them would be the easy part.
  2. Tim Burr

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    Please don't leave. This place goes to hell when you leave. I will give you a ride in my BMW if you stay.
  3. You are my favorite poster.
  4. I am not smelly. I eat chicken, and lots of it. When my bar of soap dwindles to less than 0.25 inches in thickness, I throw it away.
  5. I'm the opposite of smarmy, you cretinous ass. I will agree with your douchebag assessment, but I am definitely not smarmy.
  6. You don't sound like much fun.
  7. It must be nice to live a life where your biggest problem is people who wear fragrances. Alex has stage 4 pancreatic cancer. I bet he doesn't worry much about perfume.
  8. I will like all of his posts from now on. I am hoping his hatred of me will diminish over time.
  9. That's pretty good but it would have been even better if you had misspelled "you", as well.
  10. Congratulations. You misspelled "aggression" and "discuss". Is your spandex cutting off the flow of blood to your brain?
  11. You should watch Jeopardy. I am almost always right! You people have scrambled eggs for brains.
  12. This from a shoe-stealing, witch murderess. Stuff doesn't migrate to the outside, it is a single bar of homogeneous nature originally poured into a mold. The center is exactly the same as the outside. You people need to opine on something you know about, like how to peep into your neighbor's windows and such.
  13. Congratulations. You wrote a sentence that contains no actual words. Is this how hippies communicate?
  14. Not unless your taste buds are kaput. Vegan crap tastes like ass.
  15. If @AirwickWithCheese hates hippies, then it is probably the right thing to do. I fully support him in all of his efforts to make the world a better place in which to live.
  16. I like @AirwickWithCheese, even if he hates me. I support him and all of his activities. If people don't want to be watched, then they should pull down their shades, close their blinds, whatever.
  17. Wrong. It's the same carp all the way through. It's the surface area that changes. You cyclists are stupid.
  18. What about James Garner? A very cool guy. BTW, you people like to wear spandex and lycra for fun and you are calling me a dweeb?!?!
  19. I'm a professional gambler. Professional gamblers eat a lot of meat. Vegans are nervous, tense and readily show their emotions. You need a belly full of steak if you want to bluff other professional gamblers.
  20. I wasn't impressed with the first three teachers. They didn't even recognize the Everly Brothers. I would have wiped the floor with that group.
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