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Some Old Guy

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  1. Some Old Guy
    Post office mail: every day except Sunday. Email: probably three or more times a day.
  2. Some Old Guy
    I have this unexplainable protrusion...
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    ?
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  5. Some Old Guy
    I won 64 out of 100 games and my win percentage is 63%.
  6. Some Old Guy
    I had to reset 12 clocks in my house/garage, plus my truck clock and my wristwatch. I have three more clocks/devices that reset automatically.
  7. Some Old Guy
    My computer Hearts game says so.
  8. Some Old Guy
    I wonder if @Longjohn agrees? I imagine that there are good things that arise from many burdens, but I doubt that many of the burdened feel very blessed.
  9. Some Old Guy
    3/13 - Walked 3.0 miles on the treadmill. 342 calories.
  10. Some Old Guy
    No way can I be one. I just bought part of this call-girl. Pretty excited about the acquisition. Sorry, her pic is too explicit to post here.
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  12. Some Old Guy
    RO is the spitting image of her dad.
  13. Some Old Guy
    Is "bask" a code word for some sort of deviant behavior?
  14. Some Old Guy
    What about getting to first base, etc? Where do you draw the line?
  15. Some Old Guy
    zombies
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  17. Some Old Guy
    Plus, no need to remove the skin!
  18. Some Old Guy
    Other sexual parts of the body are also treated with derision and disdain. What a BOOB! He is a PUSSY! You're an ASS! A total DICKHEAD! No one ever gets called a shoulder, or an ear, or a toe, etc. I think I would rather be a boob than a toe.
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    I get one of these every week. It's nice to know they still have me in their records.
  20. Some Old Guy
    Cucumbers suck. The person(s) who came up with the idea of pickling them was a freaking genius.
  21. Some Old Guy
    When posting multiple excursions (which is great, I do it all the time), it might be helpful to the people who track and compile the numbers if we would all finish our posts with a total. Just so the trackers don't have to do it. Two or three numbers is no big deal, but five or six can be a pain.
  22. Some Old Guy
    On Wheel last night, the contestant took too long to come up with the answer for the final puzzle. He said, "moving company" but it was too late; his time had run out. After the last commercial break, they rescinded their previous ruling and gave him the $38K prize. They kind of cheated, but it was the cool sort of cheating.
  23. Some Old Guy
    I've never understood why the word for the male sex organ has such a negative connotation. If it weren't for dicks, none of us would exist.
  24. Some Old Guy
    So all those who watch TV shows like The Kardashians and The Bachelor are actually dead people?
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