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Kirbys Wild Sister

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  1. We can help you with those type of issues also, Mr. Scrapr. Once the vehicle is "no longer operational" (with our help), the owner has 24 hours to move or it will be towed at their expense. Just like on the interstate or highway. Who do you use for your highly successful scrapping company? We will not match lowball quotes from scam artists like Geico but we will be there for you when needed. Marlin
  2. MOH now offers policies protecting from encroachment from hippies and the homeless. Annual refunds checks and quick claim service also available. Marlin
  3. Mutual of Omaha has been the official insurance provider for the historical and beautiful city of Savannah, Georgia since 1932. In fact, one of our first joint endeavors with this southern gem was the complete renovation of the iconic Forsyth fountain on Drayton street in 1935. Call us today for all your estate fountain needs.
  4. Yay! I will have Jim contact you for a free quote when he returns from cleaning the chimpanzee cages.
  5. No, but we offer wonderful accidental death benefits. You or your spouse would be mortgage free. God forbid.
  6. We now offer a final expenses program. Call us at your convenience.
  7. You can count on when the going gets tough.
  8. Yes. Deepest, darkest Africa and snake infested India. I still had my manservant Jim to carry my bags and set up my tent.
  9. We could have helped you wirh that but you went with the lowest quote. We won't even touch most sections of Atlanta now.
  10. You're nothing but a ponzi scheme. You disgust me and should be in jail.
  11. I will be listening during my commute and I want you to listen. Sincerely, RWMW
  12. And I liked you more as Airwick'sHornyAunt.
  13. This thread is dumb, you're an embarrassment.
  14. That @Road Runner really does resent I took Tim Burr from him. No pms, no likes, zilch since I scored the coup of the century. Well, you know what? Screw you, @Road Runner, screw you, @Road Runner. That's all I have to say about that.
  15. @Mr. Silly, honey, your friends are mostly losers, yes?
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