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Kirbys Wild Sister

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  1. Kirbys Wild Sister
    RR, I guess you could listen to this ignorant ass hippie or order the $20.00 Relief Factor starter pack and get some help. With Love, Jacob
  2. Kirbys Wild Sister
    You would have thought a bunch of hippies would have been much better help. Here is your answer my friend because I care. Help For Road Runner Jacob
  3. Kirbys Wild Sister
    @Airehead @AirwicksHornyAunt
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    competition, the news is not optimistic. I say we go for it anyway no matter the results. Everyone loves a loveable underachiever.
  5. Kirbys Wild Sister
    I will be visiting you this week Dear Page. No need for you to bundle up.
  6. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Krazy, I will be visiting you tonight so bundle up and prepare to travel. The goal is to get you to stop fighting with everyone and their cousin. Tomorrow I will visit with Beanz with the same goal. However, Beanz is mexican so my assistant Mr. French will show him his future whilst I visit with Gina.
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    I have never said it was so great, at least for me. Not like I am in the area with Calvin and Grace, or Imogen. Instead I roam the world at night and spend my days with dead hippies. So yes I am always cold.
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    This is for my friends @Wilbur and @Ralph T. Mooseknuckle
  10. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Screw you, @Thaddeus Kosciuszko and @bikeman564™
  11. Kirbys Wild Sister
    I have come from the great beyond to share this information with you. However, this should already be common knowledge. I will visit you tonight RR and deliver your trophy. Alas, be careful of storing up your awards and trophies on this earth my friend. It is cold in here.
  12. Kirbys Wild Sister
    It is cold here. Then again, I have been cold since December 24, 1836.
  13. Kirbys Wild Sister
    I will be in Boulder tomorrow night. Like you, RG's heart is cold, dank, and smells like the bow of a ship filled with savages. I will have your goose delivered in an unmarked brown paper bag much like most of your other mail.
  14. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Lyndon's only regret in life, other than Lady Bird, was not getting to know you better.
  15. Kirbys Wild Sister
    I will buy you a goose, Nate. Please clean up your evil ways and make nice with Wheels. He is boring, dimwitted, but his heart....... No, you're mostly right. Carry on.
  16. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Lyndon sends his regards, Page. His message to you is to clean up whilst there is still time.
  17. Kirbys Wild Sister
    This is but the tip of your grief to come my Dear Square Wheels.
  18. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Nate, Nate.......... Your heart is as black as a foggy London night. Turn from your wicked ways and become a productive, caring member of the Cafe. Otherwise, the spirit of that fool Woodrow Wilson will visit you Wednesday night and discuss the League of Nations with you until your heart stops beating.
  19. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Ebenezer? Please, the man is a drunkard.
  20. Kirbys Wild Sister
    Thank you Dear Lady. I spent the night with Cheese last night. The man took 5 bubble baths in the span of 6 hours. Very odd individual. Please recheck your locks. There are many lost souls in New York.
  21. Kirbys Wild Sister
    As you wish, BuffJim, but I do not like you. This is my life now, pandering to 2 bit members of a dead forum.
  22. Kirbys Wild Sister
    It is late, I will stay here for the night before visiting Boulder in the morning. My good woman, where do you keep your bed pans?
  23. Kirbys Wild Sister
    He was a bright lad but his parents were poor. Is he well?
  24. Kirbys Wild Sister
    I am mesmerized by her beauty, I cannot look away. She smells of rosemary and lavender
  25. Kirbys Wild Sister
    You seem wretched. The spirit of Marc Bolan will visit you Tuesday night.
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