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1 minute ago, Frank Calico Cat said:
Frank Jr. is my son.
Wilbur is my friend. I hope our paths cross someday.
This is odd. What happened here?
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15 minutes ago, shootingstar said:
I'm 1 of the forumites, frank who wasn't aware of you at all. Some of us do lead complex, but interesting lives but don't give a whole chronology that's off-topic, in 1 topic posting. None of us asked for it.
Enter here as a stranger again (that's how I treat anyone here unless I've met the person for real) and seek to learn, have some fun.
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5 minutes ago, Kzoo said:
What is the thread about?
Just go to your sales meeting. China is eating you for lunch.
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I think she did, Sir Wilbur. Much like WOWilbur knew instinctively she had found her pig.
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How is everyone? Life has been good but busy for Frank Calico Cat.
I got a job as a soccer coaching assistant at Furman University last August. I used the money to get my own downtown condo. 99.8% of the resident cats are female, so your friend FCC was enjoying life.
I met Clementine at the Reedy River Place Festival in late October. I wasn't really ready to commit to one cat but she's from a good family and has her own Sans Souci home on Clarendon avenue. Man it's sweet!
Clementine
We had a great Christmas. I surprised her with a ring on December 28 just to keep her guessing.
We spent our honeymoon in East Durham New York. One word, fabulous.
We returned home to Clarendon avenue and Sans Souci. I got another cushy job working for Clementine's father who owns Greenco beverage company. I am VP of all non-alcohol sales.
Lastly, I'd like to introduce you to Frank Jr. FjrCC is only the second generation male calico cat born in Greenville in 36 years.
Frank Jr. will be enrolled at Christ Church Episcopal elementary this fall.
Hope this finds you all well,
Frank Calico Cat
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1 minute ago, Square Wheels said:
Should I hold off on @AirwickWithCheese prize?
Can't, it's official. It's been bookmarked baby!!!!
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I win, I win!!!!
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I win, I win!!!!
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1 minute ago, Square Wheels said:
You're right.
The next post I deem worthy will be considered the 500,000th post. Unless it's from @AirwickWithCheese, then I will delete it.
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2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:
Bummer, there is no way for me to find the 500,000 post. There are only 464948 in the posts table, that means that number on the from is likely counting everything, calendar posts, status updates...
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Ladies and gentlemen of the Café, I'm just a fertile male calico cat. My mother was a calico from the poor side of Greenville who met a traveling Himalayan selling catnip from Charlotte. Your Café frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the alert bells of your notifications make me want to get out of my Persian catbed.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message in my inbox, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive fertile male calico mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a dog like these dogs are locked up in a cell within their own homes, where is the humanity and justification in this? I ask the offending forumite to explain themselves. Thank you.
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Still no apology forthcoming.
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Gracie is beautiful.
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1 minute ago, Randomguy said:
i am not believing this, shirley he would have posted a pic somewhere.
The pig messed up.
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I thank you for trying Kirby. His answer to my q was even worse.
Terrible.
Thankfully I had a banana split which seemed to help. I am debating myself as to whether share his lame excuse.
Horrible
Parker Posey
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