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Frank Calico Cat

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  1. Frank Calico Cat
    Wilbur did go to Grants Tomb yesterday but didn't bother to share with me. Truly I am offended. What am I to make of this slap in the face?
  2. Frank Calico Cat
    I went to Brusters to get Nathan's hot dogs because of RG. Apparently they no longer sell hot dogs so I settled for banana split.
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    No onions, all beef kosher please.
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    He did not. He knows better than to play with my heart like this..... Your visiting Grants Tomb was the single greatest monent in the Cafe's history.
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    You really can't describe the cultural and historical significance of Grants Tomb. On the day of his funeral 1,000,000 people lined the streets and 500,000 sat in the cold rain at the monument to say goodbye. NYC is where it is at, baby. I hope to see it in person someday with my new friend Dotman.
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    You and Wilbur should team up to do a Beautiful Music Trivia Friday Edition.
  8. Frank Calico Cat
    No. I was lying to you to give false hope. Ask SpeedDemon to explain this to you.
  9. Frank Calico Cat
    Grants Tomb is in NYC thus it will always be the epicenter of the earth.
  10. Frank Calico Cat
    Don't sass me Petite or I'll place a call to the Feds and let them in on your little fleecing scheme.
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    I see no conservative or modest section.
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    Boy, this thread bombed, yes?
  14. Frank Calico Cat
    I am currently between families so I ate a rat named Arthur that Carl had introduced me to yesterday. Bad timing for Arthur, Carl sent him down to the Reedy to check his line. If anyone asks, I tell them I saw Arthur at the Salvation Army in the soup kitchen line.
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    Crap like this is hurting the forum and hindering us from reaching our full potential.
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    A man in your tax bracket lowering yourself to such pettiness. It's shameful is what it is.
  17. Frank Calico Cat
    When the heat gets high with Petite, I'll take a break and work with you at the hospital. Easy money sweet cheeks, like candy from a baby.
  18. Frank Calico Cat
    We could be a team. She would give me clearance and security credentials at the senior home. I would roam the halls and soon have all the love and access I would need. In a few weeks, things would slowly disappear. Rolex here, diamond brooch there. If they ever do notice, who's the first person they're going to call? The trusted Petite!, my 36% partner. Petite could guide me to the right apartments with her insider knowledge. A few meows and purrs later, I'm in like Flynn, baby!! Who can resist a fertile male calico cat? Frank Calico Cat
  19. Frank Calico Cat
    Fine. I have a lead on a young lady from Upstate New York anyway. I didn't even win the day yesterday!, you losers gave it to the pig again. I remind you, I own 14 flat all-cotton sheet sets and I use Dawn liquid dish soap. I don't need you clowns. Frank Calico Cat
  20. Frank Calico Cat
    The first rule of being a good host is to know your audience. Wilbur sucks Frank
  21. Frank Calico Cat
    Hi Lady Meows, 2 year old male calico cat here and yes I'm fertile. I can offer you love and a nice home in beautiful Sans Souci, Greenville, South Carolina. I like beach music and girl cats of all shapes and sizes. I prefer Iams, and I am a friend of the @Aireheads of Upstate, New York. Hanging with me is your ticket to the beautiful people. So, if you're attractive, smart, and play roque, give me a call. Frank Calico Cat
  22. Frank Calico Cat
    You must let go of all this hate, petite. Frank Calico Cat
  23. Frank Calico Cat
    "Tortie and calico cats are nearly always female. About one in 3,000 calicos is male, and is usually infertile -- in fact, only 1 in 10,000 tricolor males is fertile. This is because the O gene that carries the red or orange coloration is carried only in the X chromosome, and males have XY chromosomes. So a male cat with the O gene often ends up an orange tabby. Females get two X chromosomes, and a female with two O genes will also be orange, which is relatively rare. However, an orange gene and a non-orange gene on X chromosomes creates a calico or tortie cat."
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    I, Frank Calico Cat, am a 1 in 10,000 calico
  25. Frank Calico Cat
    We male calico cats are a sensitive lot. Also, we prefer not to share liter boxes.
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