Frank Calico Cat

No. I come first. Frank Calico Cat

to find me a picture of the green Dawn he was talking about. He has ignored me to this point.

I am a male calico cat. I am too precious to fight.

@Wilbur, MomCheese just loaned me $3.00 Guess what, pig?

You are mean.

How does she feel about male calico cats?

What else did I forget? But she loves bunny rabbits.

This means war DH Frank Calico Cat

I forgot, Frank Calico Cat

A very sexy 195.

I gave you a trophy. Frank Calico Cat

I am a male calico cat. You entertain me. Frank Calico Cat

I was at the Zaxby's drive-thru just now when I received a text from Wilbur. It was potentially unbelievable wonderful news for our pig friend. (and no I cannot share) I decided to splurge and included an order of the fried mushrooms. I was gambling that I could find the extra $3.00 in change by the time I reached the window. A few more text pleasantries while I waited for my turn. Dime here, nickel there, but I was still a quarter short. I sent Wilbur a text, "Wilbur's days of counting change at Zaxbys are over. :)" Wilbur replied with a "Lol" ...... Just as I reached the window in a sort of panic I saw a quater on the floorboard partially underneath Sam's foot. As I turned on Poinsette Highway to make my way to MomCheese's I shed a tear.

Jealousy becomes you.

Oh you're included Sir. Frank

^ female

I would kill you. Frank Calico ?

But it will not be the old horizontal clothesline across 2 metal t bars. Instead, it will be a revolving carousel 9 ft in the air on a wrought iron pole that looks like a Victorian street light. Flower baskets will drape 2 sides like in Pella, Iowa. The carousel will need to be on an elevator like hydrolic piston to go up and down. 9 - 12ft tall so neighbors can see the magnificence of your rotating clothesline in the sun. Frank Calico Cat

To make @Wilbur @2Far and @TrentonMakes. jealous in the same day? Priceless. Frank Calico Cat

No, you haven't. Here, visual evidence that the Beach Boys were sick in the head. They started off great then went the way of the Beatles and all California hippies. Sick Frank Calico Cat

@Wilbur is now searching for male calico cats for sale. Again, he is in for a surprise. Game, set, and match. Frank Calico Cat

I am worth over 15,000 on eBay. Like Mountain Spring Dawn I am special, valuable, and a treasure. I will choose to live with MomCheese in Sans Souci.