Nellie

This is unacceptable. You are indispensable both on this forum and in 94% of Virginia.

I will call your physician in the morning and underscore the importance that you receive a much better prognosis and relay to him that his own welfare is dependent on your well being.     

I am also quite often RR's wakeup call. He prefers AM Gold, 60's - 70's, some Motown, and Chuck Mangione. 

I am Road Runner's medical emergency contact. This honor comes with great responsibility, liability, and many sleepless nights.   

How did things go?   Because I care   

1 hour ago, Page Turner said:

 

Thank you, and back at you friends. RR, I really, really hate that you're in pain. I feel that I must limit my annoyance of you during these times and that's a mighty tall order. Just get well already.

I posted some Go Gos on my profile for you. Go listen and shake your money maker. 

Wilbur my friend. Aire, the Lindmaster is looking good.   

I was concerned about Kirby's hotel situation last night. Too many young available men running around.    

You can tell the pecking order in this family by the size of their crates, the comfort and cushiness of their beds. 

I know Lindy rules but sheesh, let's show a little love for Tillie and Fontleroy.  

I'm surprised Lindy doesn't have his own ice cream maker in his suite.   

Aire, please get me the perfect Lindy cone pic. This will be my new avatar to show solidarity and love.  

We love you Lindy and your Jacuzzi tub awaits in Greenville.  

1 minute ago, Further said:

Grilled ?

Pan fried with butter,  Mr. Further. 1 can of water added to the tomato soup. I believe I also had 1 DeMint turtle for dessert but I'm not certain. 

Campbell's tomato soup and 2 slices of Bordens cheese sandwich. 

I am sorry for your frustration and the inconvenience to your family, Mr. Jsharr. Would this be an appropriate time to ask you if it's possible to get some new photos of your female contractor? 

All the best,

Green Lettuce

The last time I saw this, Elijah was taken up to heaven in a chariot. 

I will miss you RR.  

Jsharr, you are the beans in my chili. Seriously, only 3 slices of a tomato are acceptable. 

MomCheese has actually made me leave her dinner table for this.  It's not easy being Green Lettuce-Cheese sometimes.  

1 minute ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said:

One of our favourite fambly activities as kids was making onion rings. Much mo better than those heavily breaded ones you get in a grocery store or restaurant.  Nice and thin and crispy and oniony, with a much higher onion to crust ratio.

(Although the Outback Bloomin' Onion is not too bad, just a little excessively greasy, but man, it is pretty darn good.)

@team scooter did not like my post.   

6 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

What about onions?  You seem to spend a lot of time with onions too.  Also mayonnaise.  And what about special sauce and cheese and pickles and onions and a sesame seed bun?  

I spend zero time with onions. They are nasty and will burn in Sheol.