You're right. I couldn't even start to write something like the saga of LAJ. No one would believe it.
I say send him further south to Keys and use him for fish food.
Scratch that. It would probably kill the fish...
Texans are armatures. We're supposed to hit 111F this weekend for the first time this year, and the 115+ temps are coming. True, we don't have the humidity (yet), but it's on it's way with the monsoons.
Well, crap. I did the same thing yesterday. About an inch long, thin, and pure white. I swear it wasn't there the day before. It seems to have sprouted and grown overnight.
Well I screwed up. I fat fingered the last letter on my 3rd guess and then hit enter before I corrected it. I really need to wake up before I play this game in the morning.