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About roadiejorge

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    I like pie
  • Birthday 03/19/1971

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    Right over the river NJ
  • Interests
    Staring at trees, eating pie

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    Orbea Orca/Ridley Compact

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  1. Nespresso? Seriously? Get a grinder, a quality espresso maker, and some high quality beans THEN get back to us. Nespresso...pshh. Next you'll be bragging about how DiGiorno is authentic Italian pizza.
  2. won't be shocking in NYC. Make sure to take a pic with the naked Venezuelan women, The Naked Cowboy, and The Naked Grandma while you're there. Oh, and don't let the Elmos, Batmans, Iron Mans, and Incredible Hulks photobomb your pic because they'll want to be compensated.
  3. roadiejorge

    Square Wheels is going to have to step up his game.

    Oh snap! BF is giving stuff away?! BRB
  4. roadiejorge

    Chamois Butt'r felt good on my face and neck

    you're doing it wrong...
  5. roadiejorge

    Facing the inevitable

    My thoughts are with you; this must be something extremely difficult to handle. I will say though, don't shield your family from your expression of emotion. It's good to have that emotional honesty, and being vulnerable in no way shows weakness; if anything it shows you have compassion and love for the people closest to you.
  6. roadiejorge

    When riding your bike, where do you position your banana?

    right pocket of my jersey pocket. Phone, keys, and air pump go in my center pocket.
  7. roadiejorge

    My house smells amazing

    The smell of charred animal flesh....DISGUSTING!! I just put some lemon grass in the diffuser...now that's what I'm talking about.
  8. roadiejorge

    Are you still being followed by the teenage FBI?

    Having at once gone too far, I can't help but wonder why.
  9. roadiejorge

    Sunday plans

    Fixed leaking faucet, scraped some rust from bathroom light fixture, passed the vacuum. I'm waiting for my wife to get home then it's off to Ikea to get my daughter some lights for the room she and my MIL redecorated in her house. I'm hoping my wife and I can get some Ethiopian food before we get there; it's been a while.
  10. roadiejorge

    I can't live without your love and affection

    HTFU. You can live without someone's love and affection. I can't believe I'm reading this sentimental drivel. Grow a pair!
  11. roadiejorge

    Are you still being followed by the teenage FBI?

    Sometimes, but I'm still waiting for someone to tell me why I do the things that I don't want to do.
  12. roadiejorge

    What happens if you swallow gum?

    The stomach acids infuse amino molecules into the gum and a strange mutation happens. This process then forces the powers of creation to form a new life form in your belly. You may not like the results, so DON'T DO IT.
  13. roadiejorge

    Waiting for something to happen...

    It's not complete I must compete stand on my feet live with these creeps....
  14. roadiejorge

    Are you friggin’ kidding me????

    Hey man, companies have to create new gimmicks to keep the money coming in.