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Maybe he was looking for food for his hogs.

Oh "Chiclets", I thought you said piglets.

I will continue wearing masks as I have been even though I am vaccinated. When everybody stops, I will stop. I was going to get Elon's Neuralink implant but I heard Gertrude, the test subject, went off her diet of people parts. I think I'll wait until they work all the bugs out.

Then they apologized. Not for the pooping, that's just not how it's done.

I saw the headlines. Scientists are all atwitter drawing conclusions. I read one where a scientist concluded that the cats were only pretending to like boxes so they could get a federal grant or additional stimulus checks.

I see a skunk, peacock, and pileated woodpecker. Is that it?

Ralph is a poser?

It's a scientific thing, based on statistics. Kind of hard to understand.

May the forth be with you.

Does it say if Lance poops in his shorts? It could be his secret weapon.