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Not since they took my yacht and seized all my assets. I only have what I saved in my cookie jar.

My mother moved from her home into a senior living community apartment building. It's a nine story building with small apartments on each floor. The hallway is a simple affair much like a college dormitory corridor. So my mom is having some anxieties about the activity that is happening right outside her door. She thinks that someone is trying to break in on a regular basis while she is there. And she thinks it is the guy who lives right down the hall. After reporting to community management and calling the police, we installed a "Ring Peephole Doorbell Camera" by Amazon. Of course you can't just install that without the Ring app and the Alexa app. Then if you want some sort of instant notification, you need to install the Echo Dot. Then, if you want monitor remotely (like a good son), you will want to get an Echo Show device that pops the camera video whenever an event in the hallway occurs. That's fine, I was prepared to go all in with a professional system and put it in without notifying the community managers. Sort of like spy cameras and automatic Tasers in one. So anyway we put this in and management loves us. (No holes in the door.) Now, Jeff, if you are listening, and you people tell him when you see him in case he doesn't read this, stop putting so much advertising on the Amazon devices. My lawn mower doesn't put advertising. My DeWalt impact wrenches don't put up advertising. My Wolverine work boots don't put up advertising. Don't put up advertising on my smart home hub, Jeff. It's crass. I know you have a smokin' hot babe for a wife and I am pretty sure she would not like to have this ugliness imposed upon her. Just don't do it, Jeff. Just say no. Do it for all the beautiful people and their security staff.

Well, I could use some credit cards. Anybody's will do.

Good friends and family let the light shine again.

We've had several deaths in the family over the last year. That changes everything here and more falls to me to help with. Not everybody lives next door. So anyway, I can't meet my demands and continue to manage all you at the same time. You all will just have to muddle through until I can get everything sorted.

I lied, I didn't have to go to prison. I had to go do some secret agent stuff. I just can't tell everybody I am doing secret agent stuff. Perhaps when the world settles down, I'll be able to share my experiences with you. Of course, there is a 50 year clamp on classified materials so you might have to wait a while.

Somebody snitched on me. Keep it on the down low for now. Snitches get stitches as @MoseySusan can tell you.

I heard the Amish Mafia has a foothold in Boston.

You can't handle the truth. I can see that now.

https://www.paulreverehouse.org/boston-baked-beans-a-case-study-in-culinary-tradition/

Well, is she now or had she ever been hot? In your considered opinion, of course.

Wait a minute, that's not funny.

Nope. Not sorry, either. Sorry. (not really)

Well, I don't have to use it. I bow before royalty. Cursive is for girls.

Let them eat ice cream bars for lunch. That's what I did and I turned out okay. At least I can spell.

The dog would have to sustain the extra body mass which then suggests the legs would have to help accomplish additional nutritional intake.

Some people ride naked. Do they carry change? I don't want to think about that one.

What does Jermaine say?

Here is my tip, change is often difficult but necessary for a successful life.

Hold on there. Cantaloupe is actually pretty good in moderation.

Like Johnny Appleseed, sowing his seeds willy-nilly across our great land or more accurately, my great land.

My money is dead money this year and being in lockup has locked me out of trading. I've done a couple of small trades but not enough to call it "making money". An interesting play for me this month is buying Global X DAX index fund. It's been falling every since I bought it. I may be onto something big here.