As a kid I climbed a tree and was up about 40 feet. I slipped and could not hold on and hit branches on the way down while being inverted. My leg caught onto a branch and hooked around it stopping me from being a human plink'o chip. when I basically understood where I was, I saw I stopped on the last branch before I hit my head on the ground. I was able to reach up, and straighten myself up and just drop two feet to the ground.
Another time I stoke my 4 wheeler out and was being stupid like normal. Im not sure how it all happened, but it bounced upon landing, I was inverted again and it was on top of me. I somehow twisted the steering on it and you had to drive straight by turning the handle bars at a 40 degree angle
Another time I was riding my motorcycle, and I had a bad shimmy in the rear.. tried to slow down by giving it no gas... shimmy got worse, bucked me high side and I flew like superman for about 15-20 feet until gravity took over pulling me to the earth at a high rate of force. I evaded death, but bruised my sternum, tweeted both wrists and ankles.
Another time I was water skiing and my dad thought it would be funny (an it was) to toss M80's out the back of the boat. I was dogging them like a beast. Well Someone didn't notice we were too close to shore and hit a sand bar making the boat stop abruptly. No brakes means you just ride it out... I missed the side of the boat, but ended up going ashore skis and all. the thing that stopped my beautiful swear fest was a tree.
Another time while I was on the Fire department... We were sounding floors in a house fire, and it gave out and I ended up in the basement.
Should I keep going?