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Road Runner

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Everything posted by Road Runner

  1. Yes. I would save the pineapple for dessert. My favorite topping on vanilla ice cream.
  2. We will be very afraid of the walkers. Probably now would be a good time to stock up on Twinkies.
  3. Back in 1970, we just said 70. It was a 70 Mustang, not 1970 Mustang (speaking wise). So why don't we just say 14 or 15? Are we afraid someone will think we are talking about 1914 or 1814?
  4. How is posting positive thoughts and giving their place a boost at all the least bit funny? It's no wonder they hate you over there.
  5. Yes. Plus he needs to start drinking coffee and lots of it. That will straighten his innie out!
  6. I just visited the "keep types like SW out" post. Apparently, there is an effort afoot over there to get Sue back.
  7. That will be okay. KT is probably hoping for a massive infestation.
  8. Yes. everyone except that Square Wheels guy. We need to have some way to keep him out.
  9. This all seems very intelligent and reasonable. But that is not what we are all about!
  10. Pretty soon, the whole place is going to have to be shut down and decontaminated. If I was a Dallas resident, there would be no way I would step foot in that hospital.
  11. I think that the inability to type or spell properly is one of the first symptoms of ebola. That's what the CDC says. And so far, they have been right about everything.
  12. I wonder if they will get drunk and dance topless on the picnic table?
  13. I'm actually a young sexy chick who likes to post naked but I pretend to be an old incompetent degenerate who likes to post naked. It helps to prevent being stalked by Chopped Liver.
  14. I liked changing my name a lot over there. They were never quite sure who the hell I was!
  15. Maybe we should just nuke Dallas while there is still time..
  16. I'm glad our fearless leaders have considered and have decided it is better NOT to ban travel from West Africa at this time. They are very wise and will protect us, no?
  17. 115 people in the US now being tracked for symptoms. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-strikes-texas-hospital-worker-cases-possibility/story?id=26206090
  18. Me too. My first post over there in over a year. Maybe I will defecate over there. Holy crapola, that software sucks! I logged in like three or four times before it finally recognized me.
  19. It's been over a year since this new improved site got started. If they still haven't defecated after all this time, I doubt that anything we can say or do will loosen them up.
  20. What were you even doing over there to start with? Trying to come up with some new unfunny ideas?
  21. Holy crap! With all the pain and suffering in the world, this is what people are worried about?
  22. Maybe ebola and other plagues will act as the anti-human serums for the earth.
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