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Road Runner

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  1. So much wrong here. But the doggie is in heaven!
  2. I was watching an old TV show the other day and the villian killed the old guy by pushing him down the stairs. It seems that in Hollywood, falling down the stairs is always fatal. It might be advisable to be very nice to WoMotu and never piss her off when you are on or near the stairs.
  3. I rode 25.0 miles @ 17.4 avg on the single speed. My best effort since Bikegate. Not that fast compared to some of you, but not bad for me, especially after much inactivity this summer. Of course, it may have helped that the traffic and stoplights weren't as bad as usual, but I felt still pretty fast yesterday for some reason.
  4. I'm glad you weren't hurt too bad. Are these the steps going into your house? Maybe they can be modified or reconstructed to make them safer? Sounds like a possible design flaw if more than one person has fallen in the same manner.
  5. If I was out for an evening stroll and that thing came out of the bushes, it would be bad. Real bad. Hopefully no one would pull that on a senior citizen.
  6. This^^^ Enjoying your reports. Some pics would be nice!
  7. The fox in charge of the henhouse? Did you mention your propensity for torturing young children?
  8. I'm living dangerously today. I made a pot of coffee using my flaky pot. I guess those flakes won't kill me. Well, not right away, anyway.
  9. Cutting grass and trimming, doing some minor painting jobs, riding my bike, hardware store shopping..., the usual Saturday stuff. I'm sure I will also be doing some significant puttering. Puttering is bad for someone who can only concentrate on one thing at a time like me because I can easily be led off track, but it is still fun and sometimes even rewarding.
  10. He shouldn't have littered. I hate people who litter.
  11. Spiders are scary as hell. I would have crapped my pants. Short version:
  12. I like the way Jerry still has a hard-on for Jimmie Johnson. The Boys are going to continue to suck until Jerry goes away.
  13. This place might be leaderless. Kzoo might take charge. That would be worse than a boatload of bad parodies!
  14. It's a good thing you don't get warning points for being unfunny.
  15. Just avoid playing with other people's boys, and you should be fine.
  16. BTW, you left off the exclamation point from the title, so I will have to deduct a hundred points. Parodies must follow the original as much as possible or they suck.
  17. Is paradometer another word for doodle?
  18. If you don't know who the idiot is, then you have no business rating anybody, especially idiots.
  19. Not to be argumentative, but pretty much all of what you said is hogwash.
  20. Those that can, do. Those that can't, rate.
  21. I would suggest not guessing and go see a good orthopedic doctor.
  22. I guess the old saying, "A bad day on the water is better than a good day at work", doesn't exactly hold true in this case.
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