Geico

1 hour ago, jsharr said:

i may have misspelled thank, but the you and the !!!!!!! are correct.

Hey, I didn’t hit your car. I just sent you the check!

1 hour ago, jsharr said:

Truck was wrecked 06/02/18.

Gieco finally sent me a check for it on 07/08/18.

Last night I bought this, a 2017 Chrysler 300C. 

It has more bells and whistles than any other car I have ever owned and is a huge departure from the truck it replaced.  My son keeps finding stuff.  Today on the way to school he made it blow cold air on my butt.  It has heated and cooled seats and you can control almost all the functions in the car through the touch screen.

I trust the thank you note is already in the mail?

On 7/3/2018 at 2:36 PM, jsharr said:

This is on my short list

Perfect. A short bus.

1 hour ago, Mutual of Omaha said:

No. We were only doing this as a courtesy to Martha. Offer has been rescinded and we are reporting you to the Dallas chapter of the Bureau for Insurance Fraud. 

God bless,

Marlin

Fraud? Mr. Jay Shar himself admitted that we made him a fair offer, and that his truck had preexisting damage that we did not ding him for. It is only you who offered retro-active insurance coverage. You reinstate your offer to Jay and Martha, or forever be known as a welsher.

39 minutes ago, Mutual of Omaha said:

I hate this has happened to you. If you switch to us now, we will backdate the paperwork for you so you were covered with us during your accident. Complete replacement truck, loaner car, cute 2nd car such as a vintage cabriolet for Martha, and some casino money. We'll throw in 2 days at the doggy spa for Rascal, Romeo, and Remi. We cannot insure Toby at this time.

-   Marlin

Hey big spender! Talk is cheap. If you really want to help around here, make the same offer of back-dated insurance coverage to the driver of the at-fault car and we can call this a day!

18 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

Or, just threaten to sue the driver/other insurance company unless they give you FULL replacement value.

Tom

Hey, let’s not go all crazy here now.

I like using TrueCar for my shopping. Gives you a reasonable expectation of what the car should cost with the features you want.

48 minutes ago, jsharr said:

So turn the meter to "unofficial non scored parody" and see what it comes up with.  No one has to know.  

So Mr. Jay Sharr tends to brake rules I see. Sorry for the pun, but it was just too fun. 

You don’t even need to train on hills to run up a mountain. Little known fact.

1 hour ago, jsharr said:

Holy shit, I hope that Geico is not a member here.

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8 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Only if he and some of ya'll contribute to the jsharrt's new truck fund.

The old one was a lemon I understand?

6 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Seconded.  My PO said I could.

Thank you. I have been looking for a Mr. Jay Sharr and have been told he frequents this location. He drives a red Chevy trunk with some transmission and brake problems. Can you direct me to his whereabouts on these parts?