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Parsnip Totin Jack

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  1. Parsnip Totin Jack
    In my kitchen Bubba burgers aren’t welcome. I think they are nasty. Fresh ground beef is my preference. Ground by me is the best overall.
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    Never been owned by a cat before. Probably never gonna happen.
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    They were nice before. After: overinflated. I don’t know what she was insecure about.
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    I knew a woman who bought a white Tesla model 3 and had it wrapped in bubblegum pink. Her money, her decision. She was also in my spinning class and arrived early one day looking different. She put me on the spot when she asked, “do you like my boobs? I just had them done”. Overinflated was my thought, but I said, “they look good on you”. She didn’t get the Caddyshack reference.
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    White Pinto baby blue Mustang II gold Olds Delta 88 blue Jeep cj7 blue Pontiac Grand Am, blue Dodge Caravan dark gray Hyundai Sonata Gold Camry dark gray F150 silver CX-5 silver Jeep JKUR
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    Truck Drivers Drive Me Nuts! and it’s a short trip
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    Very good. There are a few instances of jealousy and squabbling over a chew toy, but they are good buddies.
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    Driving to Ohio tomorrow for a wedding. Nephew Stephen is getting hitched on Saturday. We are bringing both puppies along with us. I will get to visit Jungle Jim’s, the only part of Cincinnati that I miss.
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    Manic

    Parsnip Totin Jack replied to Zealot's topic in The Café

    The bad part is on the depressive side. Ups are your highs, downs are your lows. The lows aren’t fun places to be. Mrs Parsnip spends money wily nily during her manic phases and can’t do anything during the depressive cycles. Equilibrium is preferred but the brain has its own schedule.
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    Head color. Males have bright green head feathers. Females tend towards gray feathers.
  11. Parsnip Totin Jack
    Vaya con dios mi amigo!
  12. Parsnip Totin Jack
    That almost happened to @Dirtyhip onct. When I was a teenager, a guy I knew was driving a country road late at night and hit a horse that was just over the hill. Got out of his paddock and was just walking around. Both died from their injuries. Probably around 1975.
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    Prototype probably started in a university research center much like yours.
  14. Parsnip Totin Jack
    Is this the origin of “Cross-eyed Mary”?
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    Pulp fiction edition
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    I’d join you but that’s our 34th anniversary and I don’t get to ride on that day.
  17. Parsnip Totin Jack
    If you don’t want pre-lubed cucumbers don’t buy them.
  18. Parsnip Totin Jack
    This is all that was available:
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    Ammunition. Can’t have too much ammo.
  20. Parsnip Totin Jack
    A wicked smaht fella. Or maybe a wicked fart smella.
  21. Parsnip Totin Jack
    This is IB. Proctors are used for standardized testing. 😂
  22. Parsnip Totin Jack
    Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the wicked smaht people.
  23. Parsnip Totin Jack
    Work asks us to volunteer from time to time. A local high school is looking for invigilators in the next two weeks. Basically, monitor IB exams. I will sign up for a Mathematics Analysis HL paper on Thursday from 8-11:30.
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    Brag away! You worked hard to reach that achievement. Well deserved.
  25. Parsnip Totin Jack
    It’s the Mr part he doesn’t like. Too formal for a guy in a little pink house.
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