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This thread looks like trouble, better lock it.
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Meh, not much difference between the two really.
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Fine, figured at least... Meh. See?
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I browse through a couple times a day...think 'meh' and move on. Nothing against this place, browse the other and it's the same...just...meh. It's not you, it's me. I don't post anywhere else, no facebook...just not a social media kind of guy. Should I try try again or offer a huge goodbye post?
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Time heals all wounds. Imagine yourself 5 years removed from the problem and you'll see it's not as big of an issue then as it is now. Not everyone can do that, but it helps put today's problems into perspective.
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Are they clean or crusty?
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She has to understand that two slots are better than one, right?
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Once a year, with panache.
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I thought this thread was going to be about their inability to fit in to modern society and dealt with it through a defense mechanism which manifested itself by having them lash out against those superior to themselves. My bad.
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Happened to Nate once, but the bar was bigger.
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These cute little things?
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Of course I know that. Oh...like...sorry.
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Hello darling, welcome back.
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Sup grl lol, howzit goin haha lol
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Just come to the dark side, I'll have you a house full of servants in no time and this will all go away.
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Great, can someone get the mental picture of RR's sausage out of my head now please?
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Two snaps and a twist, beanzy. /obsure?
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Sure, less grease so you don't get any on your skirt.
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Sad, sadistic and not funny at all. This is disgusting. Keep feeding birds like that and they'll forget how to hunt on their own.
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Make me a mod and I won't send this package to you.
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He's a hoosier, onesie with a barn door.
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I was out with a woman, first date. We got in to this conversation and as the drinks flow the conversation turned somehow to 'safe words' and their effectiveness/ineffectiveness. It was more of a clinical conversation than a sexual one. Her: One would really have to pick a safe word that's easily brought to mind for such a circumstance. Me: I agree, it would be best to pick something that flows off the tongue...like pyronecrobeastiality. Her:~Blank stare~ Me: ~Blank stare~ Her: ~busts out laughing and shoots expensive vodka out of her nose~ /true story
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I love riding alone, on the bike and commuting in the car is the only quiet time I ever get. I'd ride with you now and then, just keep that OG crap to yourself. When you start sprouting totino's out of your garden we can talk. Few months with me and we'll get the remaining hippie crap out of you,
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Pyronecrobeastiality. You'd be surprised how often I can work it into conversation.
