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Stick it out through the bumble bees until the actual song, not that the bees weren't mind blowing.
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Moderately NSFW, but I think @Randomguy would love to try one. dickscus
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So I am out at the bar this weekend. Had been doing hydraulic fluid shots with the guys and was feeling pretty pumped up. About that time this hot looking robotette comes in an orders a can of 30 weight. The bartender hands her an old rusty can that I would not want to drink out of, so I go over and hit her with what I thought was a great opener. "I sure would like to clean your can with some warm tap water, Simple Green and a bristle brush!" Damn, that chick packed a hell of a punch. When I woke up the guys told me it was hilarious to watch.
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“You must just acknowledge deep in your heart of hearts that people are supposed to fuck,” Ms. Heimel wrote in her best-selling first book, “Sex Tips for Girls” (1983), using a characteristically blunt four-letter word. “It is our main purpose in life, and all those other activities — playing the trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse — are just ways of passing the time until you can fuck again. Well, maybe not eating chocolate mousse. If it is made with good Swiss chocolate and topped off with Devon cream, eating chocolate mousse is almost as good as fucking." https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/cynthia-heimel-columnist-who-brought-humor-to-hanky-panky-dies-at-70/2018/02/26/8e0d23de-1b35-11e8-ae5a-16e60e4605f3_story.html?utm_term=.6c867839ebb2 ...the woman who wrote these classic lines has passed on to her eternal reward. Vaya con Dios, hippie sex humorist extraordinaire.
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.. a quote from Jeffery Dahmer's diary. "Today I ate one vegan meal, one vegetarian meal and one omnivore meal. They were all a little off. I think they had freezer burn."
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...so all you retired and work-from-homers, get moving and prepare to dominate the rest of the day! 1) Drink a cup of coffee, black tea or espresso. Aim for 100mg of caffeine. Don’t try this with an energy drink: all the sugars can affect the sleep process. 2) Quickly lie down in a quiet location, and if necessary, use an eye mask and earplugs. If you’re at work and have access to a car, relocate there if there’s no where else to go. If you’re an air traffic controller, a power nap on the toilet will have to suffice. 3) Set an alarm for 20 minutes, but if you snap awake after only 10 minutes, go ahead and get up. 4) Dominate. Dan Pink's variation is here. Tom
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After a result of BJimm's Frostbite thread, I figured it was a good time to post this PewDiePie video. Watcha think, RG? DK
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I am three episodes deep, it is worth a binge for sure.
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I have eaten much junk, and now am in the hot tub. Will I die?
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Huh? Seniors? Shouldn't those folks be the least surprised to see this sort of thing? Are old people a bunch of snowflakes, and if so, why???? ------------------------------------------- Two strangers were caught engaged in a sexual act on a Delta Air Lines flight from Los Angeles to Detroit Sunday night, airline officials said. The 48-year-old woman and 28-year-old man, who have not been publicly named, reportedly had not met before the flight, during which the woman allegedly performed oral sex on the man while they were both in their seats, police told WDIV-Local 4 in Detroit. The man was flying to Detroit to catch a connecting flight to Miami, while the woman was going to catch a connecting flight to Nashville. “The act within itself is very inappropriate in a public space,” a passenger on the flight told WDIV-Local 4. “There are children,” she added. “There are families. There are seniors. These things should be respected.” --------------------------------------- Tom -
This is intersting. It seems kind of stupid, but what do I know? Don't look at work, btw. -
...it seems old folks just don't GAF. I had originally thought maybe it was the rampant constipation or the chronic aches & pains that made them so cranky, but I think them not GAF might be the root cause. Perhaps, if they gave a fuck, they might get a fuck once in a while and all that tension would go away. But that's just my crazy theory, so please carry on being ornery. Tom
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...or wherever they make this sort of shit: Please explain where the heck anyone their age would get Halloween costumes like those? I grew up back then, and if I and three friends went out on Halloween in costumes, they were 1) generally thrown together that day, and 2) in no way similar in quality, theme, or fit as anyone elses in my group. It was usually a hobo, a witch, some sort of animal (lion,tiger, cat) and a not-sure-what-but-I'll-still-get-some-candy-costume. Tom
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Who's going? Philly Bike Ride
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