Dirtyhip Posted July 25, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 25, 2014 on a hardcore bike trip with a bunch of dudes. I can hang, but that can be a tough scenario and a tremendous amount of pressure. It pushes my skills for sure as I try to hang on for dear life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted July 25, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 25, 2014 I like being the only male to ride with the Greenville spinnerettes on their weekly leisurely ride on the Swamp Rabbit Trail. But there is a lot of pressure on me to look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 25, 2014 Here Honey, hold my beer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 25, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 25, 2014 Here Honey, hold my beer. Oh man...Make friends and influence people? BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Sorry DH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 25, 2014 Share #5 Posted July 25, 2014 Here Honey, hold my beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted July 25, 2014 Here Honey, hold my beer. Sorry, Dear. I have no hands free, because I got two hands on the handlebars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 25, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 25, 2014 Sorry, Dear. I have no hands free, because I got two hands on the handlebars. you should learn to ride with no hands....that's the first "trick" I learned when I was like 6 yrs old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted July 25, 2014 you should learn to ride with no hands....that's the first "trick" I learned when I was like 6 yrs old. Good luck dong that while bombing downhill runs and rock gardens. Maybe on the pave with your sissy roadie bikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 25, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 25, 2014 Good luck dong that while bombing downhill runs and rock gardens. Maybe on the pave with your sissy roadie bikes. It was a huffy thunder, my dear...that aint a road bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 25, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 25, 2014 The pressure...... all those sandwiches to get right. Some want mustard,. Some want mayo. How do you keep it straight? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 25, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 25, 2014 Not only are you the lone chick, but you are probably the only one on a kiddie bike as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #12 Posted July 25, 2014 Sorry, Dear. I have no hands free, because I got two hands on the handlebars. Well get off your toy bike and do your job. Get yourself a beer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 25, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 25, 2014 Go ahead and yuck it up. We all know you're compensating for the fear that none of you jokers could actually hang with K and his group the same way DH does. Your bellies would be so full of her dust, you won't have room for sammiches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 25, 2014 Go ahead and yuck it up. We all know you're compensating for the fear that none of you jokers could actually hang with K and his group the same way DH does. Your bellies would be so full of her dust, you won't have room for sammiches.I assure you that's not the case. az_cyclist and Ugly Bob are the only ones on this forum that could hang with me lately. The rest of you Sallys would be bitching about the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 25, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 25, 2014 I assure you that's not the case. az_cyclist and Ugly Bob are the only ones on this forum that could hang with me lately. The rest of you Sallys would be bitching about the heat. Meh, it's a dry heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 25, 2014 Meh, it's a dry heat.yesterday was 116 with 20% humidity. Not too bad, but the wind made it feel like I was riding in a convection oven. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted July 25, 2014 Go ahead and yuck it up. We all know you're compensating for the fear that none of you jokers could actually hang with K and his group the same way DH does. Your bellies would be so full of her dust, you won't have room for sammiches. I love you, Sue! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 25, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 25, 2014 yesterday was 116 with 20% humidity. Not too bad, but the wind made it feel like I was riding in a convection oven. I would seriously like to ride in that just for comparison. When I was training for IM it was an av of 95 with 90% humidity. I can remember one 2 hour training run so hot that my wife rode in front of me with a cooler that I affixed to her bike filled with water and gatorade. She handed me an enduralyte every 30 min. I even stopped to dunk my head in a creek. My pace was probably 11-12 min miles at that point. It was ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 25, 2014 Share #19 Posted July 25, 2014 yesterday was 116 with 20% humidity. Not too bad, but the wind made it feel like I was riding in a convection oven. And how would you know the difference in riding in a convection oven vs a regular oven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 25, 2014 Share #20 Posted July 25, 2014 Go ahead and yuck it up. We all know you're compensating for the fear that none of you jokers could actually hang with K and his group the same way DH does. Your bellies would be so full of her dust, you won't have room for sammiches. of this, I have little doubt. DH would leave me in the dust (or mud). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 25, 2014 And how would you know the difference in riding in a convection oven vs a regular oven?convection ovens have fans in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 25, 2014 Share #22 Posted July 25, 2014 convection ovens have fans in them Ahhh, I see. Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 25, 2014 Share #23 Posted July 25, 2014 DH would leave me in the dust (or mud). DH is a beast, in a womanly way. She'd kill most of us on most rides and she knows it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 25, 2014 Share #24 Posted July 25, 2014 I love you, Sue! I'll hand out the beers, babe. You just keep riding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge Posted July 25, 2014 Share #25 Posted July 25, 2014 And I'll BREW the beers! Arizona peeps: I could hardly WALK in 109 degree heat years ago when I visited my sister in Vegas. Ugh, No thank you. Yesterday's ride started around 48-50 degrees, and today's started around 60. I sweat pretty good this morning! Ya, I know better than to think I can hang with much of anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #26 Posted July 25, 2014 I'll hand out the beers, babe. You just keep riding.YAY! Finally one of you wimmins is doing your job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #27 Posted July 25, 2014 And I'll BREW the beers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 25, 2014 Share #28 Posted July 25, 2014 Being the only girl ... Okay, now I understand the girl's bike thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share #29 Posted July 25, 2014 The rest of you Sallys would be bitching about the heat. Come out here and ride in really harsh conditions, then we will talk about Sallys as your balls shrink into raisins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 25, 2014 Share #30 Posted July 25, 2014 Come out here and ride in really harsh conditions, then we will talk about Sallys as your balls shrink into raisins. I hate you, I used to love raisins, now I'll have this image in my head whenever I suck on one of those plump, succulent, little balls of goodness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge Posted July 25, 2014 Share #31 Posted July 25, 2014 THAT's funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #32 Posted July 25, 2014 Come out here and ride in really harsh conditions, then we will talk about Sallys as your balls shrink into raisins. Harsh conditions? You are funny. Talk K into taking you to Interbike this September. Then you'll understand why I laugh at those cream puff trails you ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #33 Posted July 25, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 25, 2014 Share #34 Posted July 25, 2014 THAT's funny!!!SW has been abducted, and replaced with an imposter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share #35 Posted July 25, 2014 OK, tough Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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