Square Wheels Posted April 30, 2020 Share #1 Posted April 30, 2020 designated driver? I think I had one too many. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share #2 Posted April 30, 2020 Actually, it was only one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted April 30, 2020 One 6 oz kamikaze. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 30, 2020 Share #4 Posted April 30, 2020 I'll be right there. Don't move. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted April 30, 2020 Just now, Wilbur said: I'll be right there. Don't move. I won't. Where am I? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted May 1, 2020 Share #6 Posted May 1, 2020 I would have if Wilbur hadn’t already left in his dirigible. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted May 1, 2020 Just now, Airehead said: I would have if Wilbur hadn’t already left in his dirigible. I don't trust him, I like you. Please help. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 1, 2020 Share #8 Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: I won't. Where am I? Just lemme finish my scotch. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted May 1, 2020 Share #9 Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I don't trust him, I like you. Please help. On my way but your wife may arrive first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #10 Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Just lemme finish my scotch. Are you gonna make me shower again? I didn't like that the last time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 1, 2020 Share #11 Posted May 1, 2020 I will meet you in my nice, clean subway train. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted May 1, 2020 Just now, Airehead said: On my way but your wife may arrive first. She's upstairs, or in another country. I can't tell the difference. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #13 Posted May 1, 2020 Just now, Randomguy said: I will meet you in my nice, clean subway train. I will lick the seat for you. You deserve only the finest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted May 1, 2020 Share #14 Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Square Wheels said: I will lick the seat for you. Just lick RG. He's the cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 1, 2020 Share #15 Posted May 1, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 1, 2020 Share #16 Posted May 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Square Wheels said: One 6 oz kamikaze. You must be loaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #17 Posted May 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Dottles said: You must be loaded. I was, I'm a cheap drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted May 1, 2020 Share #18 Posted May 1, 2020 Goood Morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted May 1, 2020 Share #19 Posted May 1, 2020 I would have come to get you, but if you're gonna spew you gotta ride in the back of my truck. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: Goood Morning! You can yell if you want. I rarely drunk anymore, I had actually stopped for a few years. I have always had the good fortune of never having a hangover, regardless of how much I had. Last night was just the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted May 1, 2020 Just now, Parr8hed said: I would have come to get you, but if you're gonna spew you gotta ride in the back of my truck. I almost never throw up from drinking. Plus, you would have let me drive. Maybe without keys, but I would have sweet talked you into it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 1, 2020 Share #22 Posted May 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: You can yell if you want. I rarely drunk anymore, I had actually stopped for a few years. I have always had the good fortune of never having a hangover, regardless of how much I had. Last night was just the one. Oh shit! I forgot about you. Still need a ride? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share #23 Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: Oh shit! I forgot about you. Still need a ride? Nah, some guy in a uniform gave me a ride, he claimed to be Special Ops, but we were riding in a 1972 Yugo, and he had the Village People cranking. We stopped at a couple of houses on the way home, he left with a lot of 1 dollar bills. I don't think he was a real police officer. (I don't think @Zephyr is either, I suspect he's more of a Crocodile Hunter wanna be). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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