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"I am going to mess with the next asshole down this hill" - bee

 

I was the next asshole down the hill, bastard stung me at 25mph.  If it wasn't for that whole pollination thing, I would be happy to not have to see one of the those bastards again.

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Bees don't kill themselves for a good time, so I'm willing to bet you did something to piss him off.

 

Yeah, I was riding down the only downhill in Prospect Park at 25mph, open road.  Maybe bees don't like silver bikes.

 

Damn bees, honey, my ass.

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wasps can sting many of times without dying... and when one stings you, I bet more will come help out! 

 

It pissed me off that I had to stop and get off the bike to be sure that it wasn't a wasp or a flying honey badger or somesuch.  The weird part is that I felt the impact and then almost immediately felt the sting, as is if it had targeted me.  

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I would rather hit one and get stung...than swallow one.    :nod head:

I almost crashed on a bike trail once...not a bee...but a spider...amazing that brief moment of a second between your eye seeing the spider, your brain recognizing it as a spider...and riding thru it on your bike....DId any of you hear me scream that day?  I am sure you could have.

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The weird part is that I felt the impact and then almost immediately felt the sting, as is if it had targeted me.  

 

So the bee was just flying across the road, minding its own business and you ran into it, scaring the crap out of the bee, therefore necessitating the sting.  It's your fault.  You should be more careful to watch out for things in your path.   :whistle:

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