Randomguy Posted July 27, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 27, 2014 "I am going to mess with the next asshole down this hill" - bee I was the next asshole down the hill, bastard stung me at 25mph. If it wasn't for that whole pollination thing, I would be happy to not have to see one of the those bastards again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 27, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 27, 2014 Bees don't kill themselves for a good time, so I'm willing to bet you did something to piss him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 27, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 27, 2014 RE was wearing a kit made of pansies and butter cups. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 27, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 27, 2014 Bees don't kill themselves for a good time, so I'm willing to bet you did something to piss him off. <shrug> Maybe they were Mexican bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted July 27, 2014 Bees don't kill themselves for a good time, so I'm willing to bet you did something to piss him off. Yeah, I was riding down the only downhill in Prospect Park at 25mph, open road. Maybe bees don't like silver bikes. Damn bees, honey, my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 27, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 27, 2014 Bees are ok, it is mosquitoes and wasps i'm not a fan of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 27, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 27, 2014 Too bad. If you weren't an asshole, they wouldn't have picked on you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted July 27, 2014 Bees are ok, it is mosquitoes and wasps i'm not a fan of! Wasps have never messed with me (yet). What do I have to look forward to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 27, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 27, 2014 wasps can sting many of times without dying... and when one stings you, I bet more will come help out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted July 27, 2014 wasps can sting many of times without dying... and when one stings you, I bet more will come help out! It pissed me off that I had to stop and get off the bike to be sure that it wasn't a wasp or a flying honey badger or somesuch. The weird part is that I felt the impact and then almost immediately felt the sting, as is if it had targeted me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted July 27, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 27, 2014 I would rather hit one and get stung...than swallow one. I almost crashed on a bike trail once...not a bee...but a spider...amazing that brief moment of a second between your eye seeing the spider, your brain recognizing it as a spider...and riding thru it on your bike....DId any of you hear me scream that day? I am sure you could have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted July 27, 2014 Share #12 Posted July 27, 2014 Oh man..almost forgot..had several stings from wasps or ground bees in the garden by my deck...last year...OUCHIE I will not mess in that garden space until after a darn hard frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted July 27, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 27, 2014 A bee hit your asshole at 25mph... we need to talk about your riding position. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 27, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 27, 2014 The weird part is that I felt the impact and then almost immediately felt the sting, as is if it had targeted me. So the bee was just flying across the road, minding its own business and you ran into it, scaring the crap out of the bee, therefore necessitating the sting. It's your fault. You should be more careful to watch out for things in your path. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 27, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 27, 2014 Murderer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 28, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 28, 2014 Poor bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 28, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 28, 2014 Buddy of mine had a bee fly down his jersey. Stung him right on the nipple. Damn...that was funny. RG...you must be more careful of our wildlife. PETA's gonna be pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 28, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 28, 2014 Suck it up, buttercup. Getting stung by bees and wasps is just summertime bike riding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 28, 2014 Share #19 Posted July 28, 2014 "I am going to mess with the next asshole down this hill" - bee The ability of the bee to be able to discern the assholes from the normal people is pretty darn impressive, actually. Nature is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 28, 2014 Share #20 Posted July 28, 2014 Wait, you rode a bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 28, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 28, 2014 Let's just say "I feel your pain". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now