kingtermite Posted July 27, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 27, 2014 http://www.dose.com/lists/3240/15-Times-Parents-Took-Their-Lies-A-Little-Too-Far-7-Is-Scarred-For-Life?right_rail=3230 Krazy....I'm looking in your direction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 27, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 27, 2014 No... OK, maybe #6 but it was said in a joking way. Besides, you couldn't win a seed spiting contest if you swallowed the seeds. Watermelon on the front porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 27, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 27, 2014 Ok... First off it is Daddy's juice (Beer), and you will fart bubbles of you swallow bubble gum! If the wind is strong enough after you fart a bubble, you could end up the next county or state over... depending on how strong the wind was... Sandwich crust gives you curly hair, not hair eliminating hair on your chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 27, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 27, 2014 I never said any of that stuff, although my parents did always tell me that I should eat everything on my plate because there were starving kids in China. As a kid faced with a plate of stinky overcooked greens and cornbread, I sometimes thought that those starving kids were lucky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted July 28, 2014 No... OK, maybe #6 but it was said in a joking way. Besides, you couldn't win a seed spiting contest if you swallowed the seeds. Watermelon on the front porch. Yup! I heard that one from my grandfather, and I did win two watermelon seed spitting contests (two different times). One for accuracy, and one for distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted July 28, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 28, 2014 I don't have kids. I lie to other people's children... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted July 28, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 28, 2014 Not on the list: chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted July 28, 2014 Share #8 Posted July 28, 2014 We were camping with another family and their daughter told me that dragon flies sew your eyes shut. The parents took use to get some supplies and left the kids in the car with the window cracked. A dragon fly flew in the window crack and my sister and I were terrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted July 28, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 28, 2014 # 3 is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 28, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 28, 2014 "If you keep making *that face*, it will stick like that," is the only coercive lie my mom told. There were no myths about chewing gum, potty training, or fruit seeds, or bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted July 28, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 28, 2014 the only lie I tell kids anymore is I tell my nephew that if he works hard gets good grades he'll be able to find a good job someday when he grows up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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