jsharr ★ Posted May 28, 2020 Share #1 Posted May 28, 2020 I'm heavier. When I work out in"the yard" I sweat. I sweat a lot and then I smell. So thanks to WoSharr's reinforcement of the idea, my wife picked up some cheap handjobs in front of a local drug house or wherever some time back and they work pretty well. Do the job anyway. But they're disgusting in color and look like something out of a bad Pat Banatar video. I was thinking they probably should look sexier out there so my wife will want to ravage me after they're done working in "the yard". I probably should look good for the neighbors too. I mean a heavier set white guy "working out in his yard" -- and looking good -- surely would make the ladies envious. Right? So I start googling for 'handjobs' -- that's right 'handjobs' -- and there's surprising a lot of stuff our there on craigslist. I checked into these that I thought could possibly work but for $14 bucks? Wait. Wut? $14?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 28, 2020 Share #2 Posted May 28, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 28, 2020 Share #3 Posted May 28, 2020 And the Parody Meter thinks you're disgusting, but scored your klunker anyway............ 9.37 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 28, 2020 Share #4 Posted May 28, 2020 I get mine for "free", but somehow I get the feeling that $15 is probably an order (or two!) of magnitude less that the true cost. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 28, 2020 Share #5 Posted May 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: I get the feeling that $15 is probably an order (or two!) of magnitude less that the true cost. What the market will bear... or in Latin, "Idious maximus" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 28, 2020 Share #6 Posted May 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: What the market will bear... or in Latin, "Idious maximus" Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted May 28, 2020 Share #7 Posted May 28, 2020 This is a good one. 9.99999. Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 28, 2020 Share #8 Posted May 28, 2020 Just now, The_Karen_Cooper_Incident said: This is a good one. 9.99999. Mudkipz Your Parody Meter seems to be much more modern than the usual one we suffer with. Maybe that old one should take a long overdue retirement? I'd say it would be a good time for a regular overhaul, but I doubt that's an option anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted May 28, 2020 Share #9 Posted May 28, 2020 Just now, Razors Edge said: Your Parody Meter seems to be much more modern than the usual one we suffer with. Yup. I agree. Mudkipz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 28, 2020 Share #10 Posted May 28, 2020 51 minutes ago, The_Karen_Cooper_Incident said: Yup. I agree. Mudkipz Pffffffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 28, 2020 Share #11 Posted May 28, 2020 We have to calculate into the average price what RG pays for his. $15 might be high. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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