Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Share #1 Posted June 23, 2020 I didn't know about the date until just now or the powerlifting until yesterday after I had been flirting with this woman on text for a week and some change, at least 10 days. I am kind of not into the powerlifting thing, so I am kind of 'meh' about it. Talk me into a different headspace about it, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #2 Posted June 23, 2020 She can lift you over her head 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted June 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, petitepedal said: She can lift you over her head This isn't helping. What if she is some 6'2" amazon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post UglyBob Posted June 23, 2020 Popular Post Share #4 Posted June 23, 2020 Does her name happen to be Vera De Milo? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted June 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, UglyBob said: Does her name happen to be Vera De Milo? No, thankfully! It will be a double date. A coworker started dating someone not long ago, and she had an available friend. I saw a headshot, she looked cute. Then a number was provided, so I texted her and we have been chatting a bit since. The now almost boyfriend and the chick part of that have been pushing for the double date. The girl and I secretly compared notes and I said we should meet first on our own, but apparently the double was scheduled without our knowledge. The chick does not live in the city, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #6 Posted June 23, 2020 Is this her? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted June 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Is this her? NO! This is her (on the right - this is the only pic I have seen): 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 23, 2020 Popular Post Share #8 Posted June 23, 2020 She's really attractive. You should go for it. With that said, EPG like power-lifters. Mudkipz 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 23, 2020 Share #9 Posted June 23, 2020 Even if you're not generally into powerlifting, you know she's into fitness and isn't a couch potato which are things you generally like. Plus people are never just one thing, so keep an open mind and you may see she's also funny, caring, smart or a lot of other attractive qualities. And if it doesn't work out for some reason, you never know what you may learn on the date and at a minimum it's a chance to get out and meet someone new which is nice after being home so much recently 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #10 Posted June 23, 2020 You should hook up, she can be your bodyguard. Living in the city you need someone like that. Can you imagine the wild monkey sex you could have with a power lifter? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted June 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Kirby said: you may see she's also funny, caring, smart or a lot of other attractive qualities. She is extremely funny and sharp, always get jokes and makes her own. You are right in that it will just be nice to get out! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted June 23, 2020 30 minutes ago, The_Karen_Cooper_Incident said: With that said, EPG like power-lifters. Oh no! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #13 Posted June 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Longjohn said: Is this her? Shirley that is Fred Armisen. Her Covid reports were interesting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #14 Posted June 23, 2020 Sounds good. A good sense of humor is very nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #15 Posted June 23, 2020 Just make sure you social distance and wear a mask. You doesn’t to be like one of those morans from an ignorant state. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted June 23, 2020 Share #16 Posted June 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Just make sure you social distance and wear a mask. You doesn’t to be like one of those morans from an ignorant state. Funny how "use protection" means something completely different now... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted June 23, 2020 Share #17 Posted June 23, 2020 She kinda has a Sheryl Crowe thing happening 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Further Posted June 23, 2020 Popular Post Share #18 Posted June 23, 2020 And she can open tight jar lids for you..... 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smudge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Popular Post Share #19 Posted June 23, 2020 Really dude??!! She's hot and not flabby to the touch?? WTH more do you want?? Maybe SHE'S the one who should be concerned. 3 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #20 Posted June 23, 2020 Up until now I never pictured @Randomguy ad a spinner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #21 Posted June 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Zephyr said: She kinda has a Sheryl Crowe thing happening too bad RG doesn't have a Lance thing happening 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #22 Posted June 23, 2020 Very nice RG, hope it goes well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #23 Posted June 23, 2020 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: I had been flirting with this woman on text for a week and some change, at least 10 days. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy I am married and not in the "dating" scene. I hate texting, talking on the phone, and mindless back-and-forth interactions. I can be swayed if it was sexting! But only with a sampling of the pics that came your way (not sent from you!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #24 Posted June 23, 2020 59 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: Very nice RG, hope it goes well. RG scores on all his dates, so we can be sure it will at least go that well. He's charming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #25 Posted June 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: RG scores on all his dates, so we can be sure it will at least go that well. He's charming. will this date be on Zoom? we can watch it like a reality show 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #26 Posted June 23, 2020 11 hours ago, The_Karen_Cooper_Incident said: She's really attractive. You should go for it. With that said, EPG like power-lifters. Mudkipz And fecal implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted June 23, 2020 Share #27 Posted June 23, 2020 Is a "power lifter" anything like a "vacuum cleaner"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #28 Posted June 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, donkpow said: Is a "power lifter" anything like a "vacuum cleaner"? ...or "sandwich assembler"? At the least, we know she won't take any guff from RG! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BuffJim Posted June 23, 2020 Popular Post Share #29 Posted June 23, 2020 Tell her about us. That’ll impress her. 2 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #30 Posted June 23, 2020 Just now, BuffJim said: Tell her about us. That’ll impress her. But no photos of jsharr or parr8! She'll dump him like a hot potato to try and inveigle her way into one (or both) or their lives! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted June 23, 2020 Share #31 Posted June 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: inveigle 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #32 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, donkpow said: I know! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #33 Posted June 23, 2020 24 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: But no photos of jsharr or parr8! She'll dump him like a hot potato to try and inveigle her way into one (or both) or their lives! Parr8 especially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #34 Posted June 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, donkpow said: I want a blueberry inveigle with cream cheese! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #35 Posted June 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Parr8 especially. I suspect Parr8 has already done some reaching out to her - just in case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted June 23, 2020 Share #36 Posted June 23, 2020 Don't worry. You've got game. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #37 Posted June 23, 2020 2 hours ago, BuffJim said: Tell her about us. That’ll impress her. It worked on BuffCarla! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted June 23, 2020 Share #38 Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: It worked on BuffCarla! She still doesn’t believe in you. Even though she’s met some of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #39 Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, BuffJim said: She still doesn’t believe in you. Even though she’s met some of you. But I am sooooo real! I think she physically touched me, too. I will have to try harder next time we meet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #40 Posted June 23, 2020 4 hours ago, smudge said: Really dude??!! She's hot and not flabby to the touch?? WTH more do you want?? Maybe SHE'S the one who should be concerned. I am flabby to the touch right now, she should be worried that I will try to rub myself all over her body. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted June 23, 2020 Share #41 Posted June 23, 2020 What's wrong with powerlifters? My daughter is a powerlifter, she's 5'-2", Doesn't look big unless she's lifting, absolutely adorable. And can totally kick your butt if you get out of line. Powerlifters, of course, have to be extremely self confident and highly driven or they are no good at it. But it's a quiet self confidence, the old a real badass would never tell you he's a badass thing. And she's very cute. DON'T MESS THIS UP. You don't have a ton of margin for error, so, no, don't mention this place! Cute, funny, confident. great shape - how much is it going to cost you to rent a Rolls Royce until you can get away with the truth? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #42 Posted June 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, 12string said: What's wrong with powerlifters? ... And can totally kick your butt if you get out of line. I think this about sums it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted June 23, 2020 Share #43 Posted June 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Razors Edge said: I hate texting, talking on the phone, and mindless back-and-forth interactions. And yet here you are. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #44 Posted June 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: And yet here you are. Sure, Kzoo is mindless, but Dottles(!), that guy is mindFULL!! And then there is DonKPOW who is mindblowing! And, of course, someone like jsharr is mindboggling. Keep in mind, when I am at the beach, I won't be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted June 23, 2020 Share #45 Posted June 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Keep in mind, when I am at the beach, I won't be here Sorry you don’t have WiFi at your beach place. Because wow, it’s sooooo stressful to pop in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted June 24, 2020 Share #46 Posted June 24, 2020 Take her bowling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share #47 Posted June 24, 2020 48 minutes ago, Further said: Take her bowling You take the skinheads bowling, not the powerlifters! I wouldn't go to a bowling alley for anything right now, sticking your fingers in all those infested holes is sure to cause problems. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post UglyBob Posted June 24, 2020 Popular Post Share #48 Posted June 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: sticking your fingers in all those infested holes is sure to cause problems. Not...going...to...take...the...bait... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 24, 2020 Share #49 Posted June 24, 2020 Good luck. We’re all counting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 24, 2020 Share #50 Posted June 24, 2020 16 hours ago, jsharr said: I want a blueberry inveigle with cream cheese! I want to hear a song by Michelle inveigle O’Cello. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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