Randomguy Posted July 30, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 30, 2014 It would be a combination of a spoon and a fork, as opposed to a foon, which is an unholy union between a fork and a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 8 Author Share #2 Posted March 8 I really thought Cheese was going to reply to this. Maybe if science gets off it's lazy ass and figures out this whole "communication with the passed" thing already, then we could get to the bottom of whether Cheese would like a fancy spork or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 8 Share #3 Posted March 8 I have not seen a spork in forever! Never saw a foon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 8 Share #4 Posted March 8 On 7/30/2014 at 7:19 AM, Randomguy said: It would be a combination of a spoon and a fork, as opposed to a foon, which is an unholy union between a fork and a spoon. Foons have no orks and everyone knows it takes 4 orks to make a fork, thus the name. Spork is grammatically correct as it is a spoon with 4 orks, and foon... that is for idiots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 8 Share #5 Posted March 8 Dave Dravecky was the first person I ever heard of that used a spork. His actually included a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 8 Share #6 Posted March 8 I want a KaBar Tactical Spork so I can stab my dinner to death if it attacks me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 8 Share #7 Posted March 8 Or maybe a tactical spork and fire starter so I can stab my dinner to death and then grill it and eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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