jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #1 Posted July 1, 2020 The only person on here that might have one is RG discus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #2 Posted July 1, 2020 Is it different than a poop shovel? You know, to dig a hole in the woods? If not, "knife" is a BAD IDEA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted July 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Is it different than a poop shovel? You know, to dig a hole in the woods? If not, "knife" is a BAD IDEA! Read the article. Make sure to have a cup of coffee close by so you can take a sip while reading and then snort laugh coffee onto your monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #4 Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Read the article. Make sure to have a cup of coffee close by so you can take a sip while reading and then snort laugh coffee onto your monitor. ARE YOU NUTS!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: ARE YOU NUTS!?!?!?! Is this one of those rhetorical questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted July 1, 2020 Share #6 Posted July 1, 2020 I do not need a poop knife. I have a lot of fibre in my diet. Think "Dumping out a carton of spoiled milk" and you get the awesome picture. You are welcome, enjoy your day 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Zephyr said: I do not need a poop knife. I have a lot of fibre in my diet. Think "Dumping out a carton of spoiled milk" and you get the awesome picture. You are welcome, enjoy your day Yeah, I wonder what that family ate? cheese topped with cheese stuffed into cheese? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #8 Posted July 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: Is this one of those rhetorical questions? ARE YOU NUTTIER THAN USUAL?!?!?!?!?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #9 Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: ARE YOU NUTTIER THAN USUAL?!?!?!?!?! No. Nuts will usually aid in not needing one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted July 1, 2020 Share #10 Posted July 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, jsharr said: Yeah, I wonder what that family ate? cheese topped with cheese stuffed into cheese? I also like the line on the story "...I was a day or two between poops..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted July 1, 2020 50 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: ARE YOU NUTTIER THAN USUAL?!?!?!?!?! so yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #12 Posted July 1, 2020 Nothing with a blade goes anywhere near my anus. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share #13 Posted July 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dottles said: Nothing with a blade goes anywhere near my anus. Just sayin' read the article, you slack eyed, googly jawed dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #14 Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Yeah, I wonder what that family ate? cheese topped with cheese stuffed into cheese? Maybe they were from Portland and ingested cement dust? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #15 Posted July 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: read the article, you slack eyed, googly jawed dolt. Heysus. Now you want me to read articles after you ask me what the hell I post?? What do you think i am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 1, 2020 Share #16 Posted July 1, 2020 Didn't we discuss this awhile ago and someone had a poop spatula? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #17 Posted July 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: Didn't we discuss this awhile ago and someone had a poop spatula? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 1, 2020 Share #18 Posted July 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: Didn't we discuss this awhile ago and someone had a poop spatula? Not that I remember and I would probably remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #19 Posted July 1, 2020 Did my topic this morning inspire this one? It’s a crappy topic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted July 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Airehead said: Didn't we discuss this awhile ago and someone had a poop spatula? You must be thinking of another forum. No way would I forget, or not parody a poop spatula. Talk about low hanging fruit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted July 1, 2020 Share #21 Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Longjohn said: Did my topic this morning inspire this one? It’s a crappy topic. I think @jsharr for some unknown reason was thinking of me -- maybe my sexy legs? -- and it naturally perpetuated thoughts of poop. Finally, something I can get my mind around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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