Dirtyhip Posted August 3, 2020 Share #1 Posted August 3, 2020 Jsharr's job is to make the chili beans. Meat is often in short supply. Sometimes, we get deer or other game. FSOG makes us Maple syrup. I make soap out of the deer bones and ash from the fire, and work the kitchen with the help of many others. LongJohn keeps our machines working and manages the machine shop with FSOG. Paige grows our weed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 3, 2020 Share #2 Posted August 3, 2020 Quote Post Apocalyptic Presumably, we'll all be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #3 Posted August 3, 2020 I deserve this. Nicely done. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #4 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: Jsharr's job is to make the chili beans. Meat is often in short supply. Sometimes, we get deer or other game. FSOG makes us Maple syrup. I make soap out of the deer bones and ash from the fire, and work the kitchen with the help of many others. LongJohn keeps our machines working and manages the machine shop with FSOG. Paige grows our weed. Paige left the commune for another commune. He can starve along with the rest of the outsiders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Square Wheels said: Presumably, we'll all be dead. SW gets the best job. He gets to pick the veggies in the morning. That comes with the perk of all the best of the produce during the harvesting process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #6 Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Dirtyhip said: That comes with the perk of all the best of the produce during the harvesting process. No it doesn't. This is commune. The central committee will decide who gets the best produce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Paige left the commune for another commune. He can starve along with the rest of the outsiders. He could come back, but gets a year of toilet duty. Toilet cleaning duties run on a rotational basis, unless you break commune policy. KZoo tends the goats. We keep goats, instead of cows because they are more efficient with less resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #8 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: He could come back, but gets a year of toilet duty. Toilet cleaning duties run on a rotational basis, unless you break commune policy. KZoo tends the goats. We keep goats, instead of cows because they are more efficient with less resources. Could give a new meaning to stink weed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted August 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: No it doesn't. This is commune. The central committee will decide who gets the best produce. He sneaks the berries. We all know it. He knows it. We don't mind the minimal marauding. All jobs get their perks. Kzoo gets to enjoy the lower 40 fields, when he takes the goats out. We think he has a bike hidden somewhere. he knows it. We know it. Meh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #10 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: KZoo tends the goats. We keep goats, instead of cows because they are more efficient with less resources. AND need less tending. If you are looking for me I'll be lounging under the shade tree watching tending the goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #11 Posted August 3, 2020 Who is going to grow the Eye of the Goat beans for the goat chili? https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/goat-chili-eye-goat-beans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 3, 2020 Share #12 Posted August 3, 2020 Can I sit around doing nothing productive and leach off everyone else's hard work? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #13 Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Dirtyhip said: We don't mind the minimal marauding. A total breakdown on the fabric of the commune. So early. And it had to be SW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #14 Posted August 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Kzoo said: No it doesn't. This is commune. The central committee will decide who gets the best produce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #15 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Who is going to grow the Eye of the Goat beans for the goat chili? https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/goat-chili-eye-goat-beans You are not using the eyes of any of my goats to make your chili. Grow your darn beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted August 3, 2020 Share #16 Posted August 3, 2020 I’ve already obtained exclusive rights to the Soylent patent. Nobody is going hungry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2020 Share #17 Posted August 3, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: He could come back, but gets a year of toilet duty. Toilet cleaning duties run on a rotational basis, unless you break commune policy. KZoo tends the goats. We keep goats, instead of cows because they are more efficient with less resources. At least @Kzoo will finally succeed in getting a lawn mowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #18 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Zackny said: At least @Kzoo will finally succeed in getting a lawn mowed. And if you find goat poop in your hut, don’t come crying to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share #19 Posted August 3, 2020 41 minutes ago, Kzoo said: AND need less tending. If you are looking for me I'll be lounging under the shade tree watching tending fondling the goats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #20 Posted August 3, 2020 52 minutes ago, Mr. Grumpy said: Can I sit around doing nothing productive and leach off everyone else's hard work? hey, that's the job I want, along w/ being the resident barista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 3, 2020 Share #21 Posted August 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Stop that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 3, 2020 Share #22 Posted August 3, 2020 My only hope is that the gas station market survives the Apocalypse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #23 Posted August 3, 2020 <sigh> how come I always get trash & recycle detail? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share #24 Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Scrapr said: <sigh> how come I always get trash & recycle detail? You are on the deck project. We need to expand the kitchen, add a big porch/patio complete with a pizza oven for @petitepedal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #25 Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: You are on the deck project. We need to expand the kitchen, add a big porch/patio complete with a pizza oven for @petitepedal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 3, 2020 Share #26 Posted August 3, 2020 If I'm post apoplectic then I will probably not care due to the stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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