Randomguy Posted August 5, 2020 Share #1 Posted August 5, 2020 The big storm with the messed up name came and wiped Greenville off the map entirely, now it is just a big hole in the ground. The end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 5, 2020 Share #2 Posted August 5, 2020 23 minutes ago, Lard Bag said: The big storm with the messed up name came and wiped Greenville off the map entirely, now it is just a big hole in the ground. The end. I'm sure he can relate to this forecast: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted August 5, 2020 The hole in the earth that is Greenville is now enjoying a seasonal 91 degrees, with an uncharacteristically low humidity rate of 47%. Everyone can relax and enjoy outdoor activities as long as they bathe in pure DEET (and spray themselves with RoundUp after) to be safe from the humminbird-sized vampire mosquitoes that prey on the locals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted August 5, 2020 Cheese, do you have a white glidey swing thing on your front porch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 5, 2020 Share #5 Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Dickbag with Lard said: Cheese, do you have a white glidey swing thing on your front porch? I tend to think he'd have a real swing and not a glider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share #6 Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kirby said: I tend to think he'd have a real swing and not a glider. Probably, but I thought he would have casement windows, too. I think it is important that porch swings face the street. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 5, 2020 Share #7 Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dickbag with Lard said: Probably, but I thought he would have casement windows, too. I think it is important that porch swings face the street. Many (most?) tend to be perpendicular to the the house/street. It is just the way it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted August 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Many (most?) tend to be perpendicular to the the house/street. It is just the way it is Well, Cheese will just have to reorient the house or the street, it is that simple. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 5, 2020 Share #9 Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Dickbag with Lard said: Cheese, do you have a white glidey swing thing on your front porch? My guess is glider. @AirwickWithCheese? Does he know how much fun we are having without him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 5, 2020 Share #10 Posted August 5, 2020 I’ll go with glider also The fancy one, with four supports Sweet tea or lemonade ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 5, 2020 Share #11 Posted August 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, Further said: I’ll go with glider also The fancy one, with four supports Sweet tea or lemonade ? Sweet tea of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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