Further Posted August 5, 2020 Share #1 Posted August 5, 2020 A buddy lived across a valley from an old farm stead that a biker gang (Pagans) had inherited and occupied. They got up to much foolishness, but the report that dribbled into my consciousness, (why I don't know, haven't recalled it it in decades) The pecker measuring A line of wasted bikers, struggling to stand upright, with their pants around their ankles A skanky looking little girl with a tape measure, and a posse of skanky girls to witness, going down the line, stretching out the peckers and calling out the results. Much hilarity ensued 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share #2 Posted August 5, 2020 I apologize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 6, 2020 Share #3 Posted August 6, 2020 And this happened where you could watch from your yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 6, 2020 Share #4 Posted August 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Further said: I apologize What kind of motorcycle did you have? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted August 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Airehead said: And this happened where you could watch from your yard? My bud witnessed it, from his front porch. They weren't a shy bunch. Eventually there was a bust and a lot of them went to jail. The farm sold for taxes after a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share #6 Posted August 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dickbag with Lard said: What kind of motorcycle did you have? I don't even want to contemplate what would have happened had I pulled up that drive on my Honda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 6, 2020 Share #7 Posted August 6, 2020 Now I understand. Pagans had the market on drugs when I was a teen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted August 6, 2020 Share #8 Posted August 6, 2020 The Pagans have or had at the time of my youth a paid president at the national level that was paid exactly what the us president was paid. I did not know any Pagans but I knew people who did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 6, 2020 Share #9 Posted August 6, 2020 How big did the largest one measure? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share #10 Posted August 6, 2020 I heard this second hand from a buddy who watched from about a 1/4 mile away Quite the mental movie though....no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted August 6, 2020 53 minutes ago, Airehead said: The Pagans have or had at the time of my youth a paid president at the national level that was paid exactly what the us president was paid. I did not know any Pagans but I knew people who did. Maryland and W Pa were their turf. The farm in West Newton was the Pa headquarters. Outlaw bikers fascinate, frighten, and disgust me all at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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