Greenville weather report 8/6

[Randomguy]

Wow, 90% humidity now, no wonder that Greenville is know as "the birthplace of syphilis".   87 is the projected high, and of course there is a probability of thunderstorms in the afternoon.

Today would be a good day to stay inside with someone of the opposite sex and get a fresh and fashionable STD in Greenville.

[Kirby]

It would be nice to sit on the porch swing during the afternoon rain

[Randomguy]

2 hours ago, Kirby said:

It would be nice to sit on the porch swing during the afternoon rain

I don't know if AWWC's porch is covered, do we know this information?

[Randomguy]

27 minutes ago, Dickbag with Lard said:

I don't know if AWWC's porch is covered, do we know this information?

I texted him, we have to know.

[Randomguy]

30 minutes ago, Dickbag with Lard said:

I texted him, we have to know.

Ok, this is weird.  When I text Cheese, the texts sit there for a few minutes, but disappear after that, so I don't know if he is getting them.

Can someone else text him and ask him:

• Is your porch covered or open to the elements?
• Is it a glidey thing or an actual swing?
• Does it face the road or run parallel to it?

Thanks!

[MoseySusan]

21 minutes ago, Dickbag with Lard said:

Is it a glidey thing or an actual swing?

Very important question. Glides make me nauseous, but swings are ok.

[Kirby]

I have no idea, but here are my guesses:

• Is your porch covered or open to the elements?  Covered
• Is it a glidey thing or an actual swing? Actual Swing, not a glider
• Does it face the road or run parallel to it?  Perpendicular

[Razors Edge ★]

5 hours ago, Dickbag with Lard said:

Wow, 90% humidity now, no wonder that Greenville is know as "the birthplace of syphilis". 

And why Asheville reports the highest rate of penicillin prescriptions (per capita) in the Eastern US.  Only Provo, UT is higher in the whole US.