The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 7, 2020 Share #1 Posted August 7, 2020 We all know most Karens find RG irresistibly attractive; it's just scientific fact folks. BUT, RG has extremely high standards so it's easy to believe he has denied most Karens access to his love making skills (he can't block them all because he has a penis). So, how many Karens do you think RG has denied? I suspect since he lives in NYC, the number is likely in the thousands. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 7, 2020 Share #2 Posted August 7, 2020 True, he does reject them for the slightest of reasons, like man hands or low talkers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 7, 2020 Share #3 Posted August 7, 2020 37 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: True, he does reject them for the slightest of reasons, like man hands or low talkers. This is true, the list is long. Low talkers Loud talkers Man hands Man feet Female pattern baldness Stinky butt Stinky crotch Stinky armpits Snarly face Birkenstocks Stupid hats Thick neck Overly broad shoulders Overly massive boobs The list goes on an on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 7, 2020 Share #4 Posted August 7, 2020 37 minutes ago, The_Karen_Cooper_Incident said: how many Karens do you think RG has denied? It wouldn't take much to have me service them all. If they bought me beer and told me I would look hot with a full-face tattoo, then it would be on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2020 Share #5 Posted August 7, 2020 7.3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 7, 2020 Author Share #6 Posted August 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Birkenstock Yea, if a person wears these it is a clear sign of mental illness. Mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 7, 2020 Share #7 Posted August 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, The_Karen_Cooper_Incident said: Yea, if a person wears these it is a clear sign of mental illness. Mudkipz Anti-boner shoes, 100%. Really a horrendous shoe choice, someone who wears them is someone guaranteed never to be sexy in any of life's arenas. Nothing shouts "Grandma who has given up completely" louder than Birkenstocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 7, 2020 Share #8 Posted August 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Anti-boner shoes, 100%. Really a horrendous shoe choice, someone who wears them is someone guaranteed never to be sexy in any of life's arenas. Nothing shouts "Grandma who has given up completely" louder than Birkenstocks. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 7, 2020 Share #9 Posted August 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Hide contents Disgusting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted August 7, 2020 Share #10 Posted August 7, 2020 26 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Anti-boner shoes, 100%. Really a horrendous shoe choice, someone who wears them is someone guaranteed never to be sexy in any of life's arenas. Nothing shouts "Grandma who has given up completely" louder than Birkenstocks. I have an aunt who lives in Holland who kinda grossed me out as a child. She didn’t shave as “only prostitutes shave“ and was one of those people you had to kiss because she was family but ewe... Anyway she wore Birkenstock’s in the 70’s and I am forever scarred by the mental image of them hairy legs & Biirks.... If my wife was wearing them when we met it would have been a hard no just on principle... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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