Former member Posted August 4, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 4, 2014 Tell us your worst experience with a shart (or multiple sharts) during a bike ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted August 4, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 4, 2014 Something that I ate at the last rest stop of a century ride hit me at mile 90. Fortunately there were woods nearby and I had a handkerchief in my pocket. Also I was wearing a do-rag. Both came in very handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 4, 2014 Never sharted during a ride. knock on wood. Sharted at work once. Called it quits and went home. Sat on a towel for the drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted August 4, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 4, 2014 I came close to this on 2 rides last Dec. Made it home and into the bathroom just in the nick of time, which was good because it would not have been pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 4, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 4, 2014 I sharted once on the way to a date early on in NYC. "How am I going to get laid now?" I thought, but RG is resourceful. I went into a drugstore and purchased a small package of baby wipes, then ducked into a restroom and cleaned up, discarding my protective underwear. I banged the hell out of her later, too. Thank you, buttwipes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 4, 2014 All my shart stories star jsharr himself. Which one would you like to hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 4, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 4, 2014 I've never done this since I stopped wearing diapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 4, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 4, 2014 All my shart stories star jsharr himself. Which one would you like to hear? Tell them the one where you pretended to be funny and original. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 4, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 4, 2014 Tell them the one where you pretended to be funny and original. All my stories are true. So I can't tell that one. It wouldn't be honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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