Randomguy Posted September 22, 2020 Share #1 Posted September 22, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 22, 2020 Share #2 Posted September 22, 2020 You just drained my phone battery, you bastard! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted September 22, 2020 38 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: To just drained my phone battery, you bastard! It was worth it, wasn't it? God, did I laugh! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 22, 2020 Share #4 Posted September 22, 2020 Shit Show... What this term reminds me of is our company Christmas party 2 years ago. Unbeknownst to me one of our Facilities guys was dating a receptionist, they had just broken up and the Facilities guy brought a smoking hot date to the party. Receptionist Ex ends up getting shit faced on the free booze and I was out on the patio with my wife when the other receptionist takes now drunken receptionist outside for some air. We’re standing behind a couch and shit faced receptionist falls over the back of the couch on her back legs spread eagle and uh yeah no parties under that short skirt... Other receptionist rolls her eyes, says what a shit show and leaves... My wife & I helped her up and called her a Uber... Poor girl couldn’t look at me for months.. Funny she’s now our department admin and at some point will be sitting right outside my office. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted September 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Poor girl couldn’t look at me for months. How was her grooming? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution ChrisL Posted September 22, 2020 Solution Share #6 Posted September 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: How was her grooming? Clean shaved. No joke, nothing left to the imagination. I mean she was posed for a gynecologist exam 2’ from where I was standing and just laid like that for several seconds until we walked around the couch to help her up. My wife was like, did you get a good look? How could I miss it??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 22, 2020 Share #7 Posted September 22, 2020 10.00 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 22, 2020 Share #8 Posted September 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Shit Show... What this term reminds me of is our company Christmas party 2 years ago. Unbeknownst to me one of our Facilities guys was dating a receptionist, they had just broken up and the Facilities guy brought a smoking hot date to the party. Receptionist Ex ends up getting shit faced on the free booze and I was out on the patio with my wife when the other receptionist takes now drunken receptionist outside for some air. We’re standing behind a couch and shit faced receptionist falls over the back of the couch on her back legs spread eagle and uh yeah no parties under that short skirt... Other receptionist rolls her eyes, says what a shit show and leaves... My wife & I helped her up and called her a Uber... Poor girl couldn’t look at me for months.. Funny she’s now our department admin and at some point will be sitting right outside my office. Wow. Office parties and excessive alcohol is a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted September 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Wow. Office parties and excessive alcohol is a bad idea. No, it is a wonderful idea!! How else would the experience Chris had happen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 22, 2020 Share #10 Posted September 22, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Wow. Office parties and excessive alcohol is a bad idea. Agreed. I didn’t know her well then but actually got to know her pretty well in the year since that incident. It seems out of character for her. I think her ex bringing a date just pushed her over the edge that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 23, 2020 Share #11 Posted September 23, 2020 https://youtu.be/FSWLoiWxUiQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 23, 2020 Share #12 Posted September 23, 2020 16 hours ago, Randomguy said: No, it is a wonderful idea!! How else would the experience Chris had happen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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