ChrisL Posted September 23, 2020 Share #1 Posted September 23, 2020 Fuck they jab that swab waaaay up there! I heard that the test was “uncomfortable” yeah it kinda is. It made me gag & cough but I survived. I get to get my brain jabbed again next week. Can’t wait... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2020 Share #2 Posted September 23, 2020 Just now, ChrisL said: Fuck they jab that swab waaaay up there! I heard that the test was “uncomfortable” yeah it kinda is. It made me gag & cough but I survived. I get to get my brain jabbed again next week. Can’t wait... I got one on Monday, as I mentioned. They said I was negative, then I got all pissed off and said "How dare you say that, I am a very positive person!" This one was a bit harder, made my nose run a bit. Still wasn't so bad, I would rather get covid tested than get a shot. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 23, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted September 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I got one on Monday, as I mentioned. They said I was negative, then I got all pissed off and said "How dare you say that, I am a very positive person!" This one was a bit harder, made my nose run a bit. Still wasn't so bad, I would rather get covid tested than get a shot. Well I have a needle phobia so I’ll take the swab any day! I have been up to my elbows in other people’s blood and saw torn apart bodies but I can’t look when the EMT jabs that needle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2020 Share #4 Posted September 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, ChrisL said: I can’t look when the EMT jabs that needle. Yeah, I can't even look when other people get jabbed with needles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 23, 2020 Share #5 Posted September 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Fuck they jab that swab waaaay up there! I heard that the test was “uncomfortable” yeah it kinda is. It made me gag & cough but I survived. I get to get my brain jabbed again next week. Can’t wait... To take pictures of the back of my throat they ran the camera up the nose, through the passage back down into the throat to look at the base of the tongue. Of course they had me sniff a bit of anesthetic first to numb the area. The anesthetic was placed in the nose by sticking a swab almost into my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 23, 2020 Share #6 Posted September 23, 2020 33 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Fuck they jab that swab waaaay up there! I heard that the test was “uncomfortable” yeah it kinda is. It made me gag & cough but I survived. I get to get my brain jabbed again next week. Can’t wait... Why do they have to do it twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 23, 2020 Author Share #7 Posted September 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: Why do they have to do it twice? I volunteered to work a company sponsored event that supports wounded vets. All participants need to have 2 negative tests to attend. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 23, 2020 Share #8 Posted September 23, 2020 Just now, ChrisL said: I volunteered to work a company sponsored event that supports wounded vets. All participants need to have 2 negative tests to attend. So if the wheel stops in the wrong position you’re screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 23, 2020 Share #9 Posted September 23, 2020 So what happens if they attempt to stick that swab way up there to stick your brain and don't find one? Asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted September 23, 2020 Share #10 Posted September 23, 2020 Did they use this tool? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted September 24, 2020 Share #11 Posted September 24, 2020 We all got tested at work; the test was self inflicted. I had to blow my nose, then run a swab around my nostrils while a very bored looking healthcare professional watched. then put the swab in test tube, stick a cork in the tube and put it in an envelope. I don't know if this test was bullshit, or the drill into your brain is bullshit...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted September 24, 2020 Share #12 Posted September 24, 2020 My son got tested a while back. I told him it was a rectal exam. My wife called it a brain tickler.... The poor kid was scared to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 24, 2020 Share #13 Posted September 24, 2020 Womaxx and youngest son have both been tested. No big deal. In 2 or 3 days the bleeding stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 24, 2020 Share #14 Posted September 24, 2020 11 hours ago, Further said: We all got tested at work; the test was self inflicted. I had to blow my nose, then run a swab around my nostrils while a very bored looking healthcare professional watched. then put the swab in test tube, stick a cork in the tube and put it in an envelope. I don't know if this test was bullshit, or the drill into your brain is bullshit...... That sounds like the SARS test I was given at the horse spittal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 24, 2020 Share #15 Posted September 24, 2020 You can't get to the brain through the nose. The lobotomy tool above was put in next to the eye. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 24, 2020 Share #16 Posted September 24, 2020 It made me slightly gag. The lady said I handled it better than most. She told me stories about people yanking her arm, pulling back. They just have to do it again if you pull away. It's a strange feeling. I was negative, of course. I had food poisoning. Damned undercooked garden burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted September 25, 2020 Share #17 Posted September 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Square Wheels said: The lobotomy tool above was put in next to the eye. That's a plumber's tool used to remove packing from around the stem of a valve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 25, 2020 Share #18 Posted September 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, donkpow said: That's a plumber's tool used to remove packing from around the stem of a valve. Duel purpose, just be sure to wash it off between uses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 25, 2020 Share #19 Posted September 25, 2020 52 minutes ago, donkpow said: That's a plumber's tool used to remove packing from around the stem of a valve. Looked like the one they used for my lobotomy. That was worse than a Covid test. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted September 25, 2020 Share #20 Posted September 25, 2020 I had a treatment for post nasal drip when I was about 17 after a nasty virus or strep.. 2 long swabs in a tar like substance shoved up the nose oh for like 15 minutes...uncomfortable and the need to sneeze was great..oh and the treatment did nothing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 25, 2020 Share #21 Posted September 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Looked like the one they used for my lobotomy. That was worse than a Covid test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 25, 2020 Share #22 Posted September 25, 2020 12 hours ago, Square Wheels said: You can't get to the brain through the nose. The lobotomy tool above was put in next to the eye. Not even with that plumber’s tool? Are you sure? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 25, 2020 Share #23 Posted September 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Not even with that plumber’s tool? Are you sure? OK, that would get you in. The old wives tale of breaking someone's nose and driving it up into their brain to kill them is phooey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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