Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Share #1 Posted September 29, 2020 ? Really, I mean. Do boobs hurt if unsupported? We have millions of years of evolutionary history where bras weren't deployed, not even on the biggest of racks. Shirley boobs still stayed attached just fine, right? Do they really slide down to the ankles over time? What gives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2020 Popular Post Share #2 Posted September 29, 2020 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #3 Posted September 29, 2020 Just like your moobs are likely subject to gravity (and as Larry David and his saggy balls also attests), getting older comes with consequences if you refuse to stay lean and mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, Razors Edge said: Just like your moobs are likely subject to gravity (and as Larry David and his saggy balls also attests), getting older comes with consequences if you refuse to stay lean and mean! I don't like my moobs, and feel they could be sexier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted September 29, 2020 Share #5 Posted September 29, 2020 https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/fashion/g1291/bra-history/?slide=1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #6 Posted September 29, 2020 I think Bette Midler summed it up nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 29, 2020 Share #7 Posted September 29, 2020 Serious answers: In a world where outrage happens when a nipple shows, you can't be seen as professional or taken seriously without them being strapped down. We don't want people leering at them in a meeting. If the woman does any sort of sports, they bounce around and it's annoying. Smaller chested women can get away with nothing, but it certainly doesn't help with sag. I think most of sag is due to gravity, age and a reduction of skin elasticity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #8 Posted September 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Serious answers: In a world where outrage happens when a nipple shows, you can't be seen as professional or taken seriously without them being strapped down. We don't want people leering at them in a meeting. If the woman does any sort of sports, they bounce around and it's annoying. Smaller chested women can get away with nothing, but it certainly doesn't help with sag. I think most of sag is due to gravity, age and a reduction of skin elasticity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #9 Posted September 29, 2020 Because they can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #10 Posted September 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Serious answers: In a world where outrage happens when a nipple shows, you can't be seen as professional or taken seriously without them being strapped down. We don't want people leering at them in a meeting. If the woman does any sort of sports, they bounce around and it's annoying. Smaller chested women can get away with nothing, but it certainly doesn't help with sag. I think most of sag is due to gravity, age and a reduction of skin elasticity. I am always mesmerized by the ladies with large breasts jogging with VERY LITTLE proper breast support. I can't imagine it is pleasant (the jostling up and down) nor good for long term "structural" support. Mesmerizing for sure, but leaves me wishing they would strap those boobies in a bit tighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dirtyhip Posted September 29, 2020 Popular Post Share #11 Posted September 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I am always mesmerized by the ladies with large breasts jogging with VERY LITTLE proper breast support. I can't imagine it is pleasant (the jostling up and down) nor good for long term "structural" support. Mesmerizing for sure, but leaves me wishing they would strap those boobies in a bit tighter. Some people are so distracted by a bouncing boob that it could cause motor vehicle accidents. I don't want to get anyone killed. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 29, 2020 Share #12 Posted September 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Serious answers: If he had wanted a serious answer, he would have asked a serious question. Why do you let him sucker you in like that? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #13 Posted September 29, 2020 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted September 29, 2020 Share #14 Posted September 29, 2020 Sometimes when I am on the riding mower, my boobs bounce up and down. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 29, 2020 Share #15 Posted September 29, 2020 ...because they are so much fun to unhook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #16 Posted September 29, 2020 I’m a little late to this thread. I was going to post this but I don’t need to, the thread eventually came around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #17 Posted September 29, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 29, 2020 Share #18 Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: Some people are so distracted by a bouncing boob that it could cause motor vehicle accidents. I don't want to get anyone killed. This. Except I would be the driver, not the distraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #19 Posted September 29, 2020 I gotta say that I would HOPE a bra provides some nipple protection. I have one cycling jersey that I had to toss because it cause nipple chafing and bleeding WTF kind of design flaw is that???? Seriously??? Nothing worse than needing nipple guards or chamois cream for my nips I don't know how women don't have that issue A LOT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share #20 Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Serious answers: In a world where outrage happens when a nipple shows, you can't be seen as professional or taken seriously without them being strapped down. We don't want people leering at them in a meeting. If the woman does any sort of sports, they bounce around and it's annoying. Smaller chested women can get away with nothing, but it certainly doesn't help with sag. I think most of sag is due to gravity, age and a reduction of skin elasticity. I like your serious answers. Ok, I would like to leer at them during meetings, because all men initially will perv on chicks in meetings for the first minute or two anyway, bra or not. I will examine fully legs, butt, elbows, left earlobes (but not the right), and what I think the woman's preferred sexual activities would be. Believe me, this is nature, and ALL men subconsciously do this unless they like dudes instead. I will admit it for the deniers and self-deception dummies or the "feminist men" who will shout at the rooftops to anyone that will listen that they don't do this initial inspection and tacitly admit their brain has simply never worked properly. You chicks do it, too, I have been told conclusively by a number of women. Anyway, that stuff gets pushed into the background after a very brief time and the meetings take place and all is well, generally. It would certainly make meetings more interesting if no bras are worn, but again, that visual element, unless so exemplary, would be pushed out of focus after a couple minutes and you deal with the task at hand rather than the perv action subroutine executed initially without conscious effort or tacit consent on your part. Again, this is not a decision made by me or men in general, this is nature's instruction set that clicks in and is firmly established in puberty, so don't get all uppity with me about it. It just happens briefly in first encounters, then you get to know someone as a person instead of developed sexual signals that nature foists on you and you mostly just forget the previous impressions and natural expressions you keep to yourself in civil society. If anyone wants to argue that this doesn't happen, you are wrong, delusional, etc., and I am guessing that there may be one or two of you so self-delusional that you would actually try to argue it. If you do, it'll fall on deaf ears. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Razors Edge said: I am always mesmerized by the ladies with large breasts jogging with VERY LITTLE proper breast support. I have heard it said that much of boob sagging happens because ligaments supporting the boobs don't develop or get used enough because of bras, and that is as much or more the problem overall. So, bras may be the trouble. Where I read that, though, is anyone's guess and may be true for the small to mediums and not the big ones, who knows? Maybe ball sag is the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #22 Posted September 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I am guessing that there may be one or two of you so self-delusional that you would actually try to argue it. I used to work with Leonard Cooper's clone who insisted that he never looked at any wimmin except his wife. He was roundly disbelieved and given no creedence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted September 29, 2020 Share #23 Posted September 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Ok, I would like to leer at them during meetings, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smudge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Popular Post Share #24 Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Razors Edge said: leaves me wishing they would strap those boobies in a bit tighter. ....said no heterosexual male ever. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #25 Posted September 29, 2020 42 minutes ago, smudge said: ....said no heterosexual male ever. Call me crazy but big boobs almost never "work" for me. I can't think of a time where a set of super-enhanced boobs were preferable over their natural more "handful" sized competitors. As they say, more than a mouthful is wasteful If they happen to be large, at least treat them kindly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 29, 2020 Share #26 Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I have heard it said that much of boob sagging happens because ligaments supporting the boobs don't develop or get used enough because of bras, and that is as much or more the problem overall. So, bras may be the trouble. Where I read that, though, is anyone's guess and may be true for the small to mediums and not the big ones, who knows? Maybe ball sag is the same? Dude, you never saw them National Geographic’s with the nude pygmies & such. Theory clearly busted by Nat Geo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 29, 2020 Share #27 Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: I gotta say that I would HOPE a bra provides some nipple protection. I have one cycling jersey that I had to toss because it cause nipple chafing and bleeding WTF kind of design flaw is that???? Seriously??? Nothing worse than needing nipple guards or chamois cream for my nips I don't know how women don't have that issue A LOT. I don’t run distance anymore but those little round band aids where a guys best friend. Copious amounts of lube between the legs, nips bandaged. My running partner was a female with largish breast’s and she taped her nips too as she was getting bad chafing from her sports bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share #28 Posted September 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Dude, you never saw them National Geographic’s with the nude pygmies & such. Theory clearly busted by Nat Geo... But those NatGeo women with the to-the-knees ones were uniformly obese, if memory serves. Plus, if you have lots of offspring, you have the big swells and contracting of size, plus getting tugged at constantly. If you get bigger every pregnancy, then skin changes are certain to come along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #29 Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, Randomguy said: But those NatGeo women with the to-the-knees ones were uniformly obese, if memory serves. Plus, if you have lots of offspring, you have the big swells and contracting of size, plus getting tugged at constantly. If you get bigger every pregnancy, then skin changes are certain to come along. Not to point out the obvious, but "uniformly obese" generally describes much of America, and, in Chris' defense, the Nat Geo boobs to the knees women were usually NOT obese. Old, sure. Obese, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #30 Posted September 29, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share #31 Posted September 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Not to point out the obvious, but "uniformly obese" generally describes much of America, and, in Chris' defense, the Nat Geo boobs to the knees women were usually NOT obese. Old, sure. Obese, no. Hmm, I remember obese. Dangly boobs while walking are fun to look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #32 Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Philander Seabury said: I used to work with Leonard Cooper's clone who insisted that he never looked at any wimmin except his wife. He was roundly disbelieved and given no creedence. So at the revival he was served dirty water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted September 29, 2020 Share #33 Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I have heard it said that much of boob sagging happens because ligaments supporting the boobs don't develop or get used enough because of bras, and that is as much or more the problem overall. So, bras may be the trouble. Where I read that, though, is anyone's guess and may be true for the small to mediums and not the big ones, who knows? That's kinda of ridiculous..because bras prevent strengthening of ligaments. joke of the year. Methinks for heavier breasted women, it can be physical pain if they don't wear bra often and they will for sure pay the price in their later decades. I feel sorry for significantly large breasted women who have to seriously strap up with armour...it looks so hot and tight, the uber bras. Or they have to figure out ways to deal with certain sports ...especially for a teen girl as she matures body-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 29, 2020 Share #34 Posted September 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Razors Edge said: I gotta say that I would HOPE a bra provides some nipple protection. I have one cycling jersey that I had to toss because it cause nipple chafing and bleeding WTF kind of design flaw is that???? Seriously??? Nothing worse than needing nipple guards or chamois cream for my nips I don't know how women don't have that issue A LOT. Just for the record, I am laughing at the attachments, not your bleeding nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 29, 2020 Share #35 Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Zephyr said: Just for the record, I am laughing at the attachments, not your bleeding nipples It was a fairly classic episode for sure! My nipples, LUCKILY, were more chafed and scabbed than like Andy's! But I did try the riding one handed and holding the jersey away from my chest at several points but that was untenable as it was better to just get HOME ASAP! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 29, 2020 Share #36 Posted September 29, 2020 The ads that pop up given certain titles cracks me up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 29, 2020 Share #37 Posted September 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: I have heard it said that much of boob sagging happens because ligaments supporting the boobs don't develop or get used enough because of bras, and that is as much or more the problem overall. So, bras may be the trouble. Where I read that, though, is anyone's guess and may be true for the small to mediums and not the big ones, who knows? Maybe ball sag is the same? ...I never wear an athletic supporter, and my balls are just as saggy as the rest of me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Page Turner Posted September 29, 2020 Share #39 Posted September 29, 2020 ...an olde guy with saggy balls who digs small breasted women. Sounds like the story line from Lolita. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share #40 Posted September 29, 2020 You guys have dragged this thread down into the gutter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 30, 2020 Share #41 Posted September 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Razors Edge said: It was a fairly classic episode for sure! One Christmas my kids got me an offical "Micheal Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meridith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-am Fun Run Race For The Cure" t shirt. It is one of my favs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted September 30, 2020 Share #42 Posted September 30, 2020 40 minutes ago, Zephyr said: One Christmas my kids got me an offical "Micheal Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meridith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-am Fun Run Race For The Cure" t shirt. It is one of my favs. How can one not like that ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted September 30, 2020 Share #43 Posted September 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Randomguy said: You guys have dragged this thread down into the gutter. If you call sitting on a bobsled, on a steep patch of ice "dragging" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 30, 2020 Share #44 Posted September 30, 2020 6 hours ago, ChrisL said: The ads that pop up given certain titles cracks me up! You have 15 notifications! I feel popular when I have more than one 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 30, 2020 Share #45 Posted September 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Zephyr said: You have 15 notifications! I feel popular when I have more than one There now you have 2! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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