Parr8hed Posted August 6, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 6, 2014 Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King to Spite Shitty Little Brat It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 6, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 6, 2014 I love this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 6, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 6, 2014 I miss the BK cherry pie. If this was the cherry pie, apparently discontinued, I would have chased the man down and ended his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 6, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 6, 2014 I STILL WANT MY F'ING PIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 6, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 6, 2014 I need to make a pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 6, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 6, 2014 I need to eat a pie now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 6, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 6, 2014 http://squarewheelscycling.com/index.php?/user/26-master-of-the-universe/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 6, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 6, 2014 That is just pure awesomeness... Also sounds like an asshole move I would have done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 7, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 7, 2014 I love "feel good" stories like this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted August 7, 2014 Taken from reddit: So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a Fucking PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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