Banana!! Posted September 20, 2013 Share #1 Posted September 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 21, 2013 Share #2 Posted September 21, 2013 I swear if I eat any more bananas than I already do I'll grow a monkey tail. My favorite rest stop fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 22, 2013 Share #3 Posted September 22, 2013 I love a banana but they upset my stomach if I eat them while exercising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2013 Share #4 Posted September 23, 2013 I am suspicious of bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 24, 2013 Share #5 Posted September 24, 2013 I am suspicious of bananas. Because they seem suspicious. Nefarious, even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend_Maynard Posted September 24, 2013 Share #6 Posted September 24, 2013 Because they seem suspicious. Nefarious, even. Especially ones that post on the internet. Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 24, 2013 Share #7 Posted September 24, 2013 Because they seem suspicious. Nefarious, even. I on the other hand find them very a peeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 24, 2013 Share #8 Posted September 24, 2013 I saw the Skipper eating a banana on TV last night. I'm not aware of any Pacific islands where bananas are indigenous. Other than that, Gilligan's Island is a very accurate portrayal of what might happen if you take a three hour tour while visiting in Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 24, 2013 Share #9 Posted September 24, 2013 We went out on a whale watching boat in Kailua. It was a 40 some odd foot sailing catamaran. We only saw whales, no bananas, no Wrong Way Feldman, no Russian spacemen, no evil doctors, no headhunters, no monkeys with explosives, no lost Japanese subs, nothing but whales. It was still cool. I may have had a pina colada or a mai tai on the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana!! Posted September 25, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted September 25, 2013 I am suspicious of bananas. It's those damned plantains you should be suspicious of, masquerading around as a Banana!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 25, 2013 Share #11 Posted September 25, 2013 I watched Gilligan's Island last night. The skipper caught a crate full of magic tricks and Gilligan smashed an egg in the skippers ear and then ran away to live like a hermit after Ginger put him in the disappearing cabinet thingee. I do not recall if they ate any bananas or plantains, but there was a mention of headhunters and they eat humans and if they ate the dangly bit of a male human, it is sort of banana shaped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 25, 2013 Share #12 Posted September 25, 2013 Do you think Ginger ever ate the Professor's banana, assuming he had one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 25, 2013 Share #13 Posted September 25, 2013 I bet Gilligan got the most action, as he would do whatever MaryAnn or Ginger or Mrs. Howell or The Skipper told him to do. Ginger did not have to eat the banana unless she just wanted to. The professor on the other hand, had to eat whatever, whenever he was told to. Just my thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 25, 2013 Share #14 Posted September 25, 2013 Do you think Ginger ever ate the Professor's banana, assuming he had one? It is sad, but the only action going on there was with Thurston and Lovie, only anal sex, though. Lots of anal sex, so much. Oh yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana!! Posted September 25, 2013 Author Share #15 Posted September 25, 2013 Gilligan was the Skipper's little buddy, if you know what I mean. Skipper slept in the top bunk so that means Gilligan was a bottom, if you know what I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with that, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 26, 2013 Share #16 Posted September 26, 2013 It is sad, but the only action going on there was with Thurston and Lovie, only anal sex, though. Lots of anal sex, so much. Oh yeah... I like the episode where Lovie made a strap on from palm fronds and Banana!! The look on the Professors face was priceless. That was not the probing question he expected. But in the end, Gilligan saved the day when he put on the monkey suit and ate Banana!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana!! Posted September 29, 2013 Author Share #17 Posted September 29, 2013 But because of all the anal sex Gilligan thought Banana!! tasted a little bitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 29, 2013 Share #18 Posted September 29, 2013 This is the "nice" section. I think this one has run astray. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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