Mr. Silly Posted October 28, 2020 Share #1 Posted October 28, 2020 Today after work I tool Lucy for a walk and we pass an elementary school on the way back. We need to cross a major road and there is a crossing guard there for the kids. He sees us and presses the crosswalk sign. Traffic cleared before the white 'Walk' sign lights. I didn't want to wait so I just crossed without the guards assistance while the red 'Don't Walk' sign was illuminated. Am I in trouble? Do you think I'll be called to the principal's office tomorrow morning? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 28, 2020 Share #2 Posted October 28, 2020 Yes. You will end up cleaning erasers during recess I bet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 28, 2020 Share #3 Posted October 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Today after work I tool Lucy for a walk and we pass an elementary school on the way back. We need to cross a major road and there is a crossing guard there for the kids. He sees us and presses the crosswalk sign. Traffic cleared before the white 'Walk' sign lights. I didn't want to wait so I just crossed without the guards assistance while the red 'Don't Walk' sign was illuminated. Am I in trouble? Do you think I'll be called to the principal's office tomorrow morning? I pay no attention to crossing guards when walking. Nobody needs another obstruction when walking in NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 28, 2020 Author Share #4 Posted October 28, 2020 57 minutes ago, jsharr said: Yes. You will end up cleaning erasers during recess I bet. Fuck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 28, 2020 Author Share #5 Posted October 28, 2020 48 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I pay no attention to crossing guards when walking. Nobody needs another obstruction when walking in NYC. Yore probably in a lot of trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted October 28, 2020 Share #6 Posted October 28, 2020 Yes, you have been reported 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 28, 2020 Share #7 Posted October 28, 2020 All kidding aside... When I took my brief sabbatical from security I was working for the largest private crossing guard company with claims reporting, training & policy creation. Most crossing guards don’t need money but they are out there for the safety of their kids. They get abused by drivers, the public and their own kids they are trying to keep safe. They also get injured all the freaking time due to falls, weird shit lije dog bites and of course getting hit by cars. Do me a favor, give your local crossing guard a break. They are just trying to keep the kids safe. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 28, 2020 Share #8 Posted October 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, Airehead said: Yes, you have been reported You should spank him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 28, 2020 Share #9 Posted October 28, 2020 44 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Do me a favor, give your local crossing guard a break. They are just trying to keep the kids safe. First they start with crossing guards, the next thing you know, they want you to wear masks once you have been fully trained to OBEY! It is the lefty agenda, crossing guards are the gateway drug to suburban destruction! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 28, 2020 Share #10 Posted October 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Randomguy said: First they start with crossing guards, the next thing you know, they want you to wear masks once you have been fully trained to OBEY! It is the lefty agenda, crossing guards are the gateway drug to suburban destruction! I don't know. The "crossing guards" - the little kids volunteering to direct the traffic - are a nice step to a Hitler youth! It starts with hall monitors, goes to crossing guards, and next thing you know, it's kids reporting on their parents a la 1984. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 29, 2020 Share #11 Posted October 29, 2020 Uh oh. That's likely worth at least 2 demerits!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 29, 2020 Share #12 Posted October 29, 2020 1 hour ago, ChrisL said: Do me a favor, give your local crossing guard a break. They are just trying to keep the kids safe. When I was a kid a car blew by the crossing guard but got stopped by backed up traffic about 50 feet away. She ran after him and told him a lot of things about his heritage if you catch my drift. He started to pull away but she stood in front of his car and he was blocked from behind. The guy pulls out some paperwork stating that he was a diplomat and she couldn't stop him. Big mistake. They waited until the cops showed and they said that she had to let him go as he did had diplomatic immunity. That wasn't going to happen. Finally she told him to NEVER drive down that road again, day, night, or weekends, or there was going to be a 'diplomatic incident' when she kicked his ass. Did I mention that she was about 55 years old? I always wondered what a diplomat from somewhere in South America was doing driving around Kentucky. Probably comparing our weed to theirs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2020 Share #13 Posted October 29, 2020 1 hour ago, jsharr said: You should spank him That’s what he’s hoping for🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2020 Share #14 Posted October 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Zackny said: That’s what he’s hoping for🙂 You should spank him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2020 Share #15 Posted October 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: You should spank him That’s @Kzoos thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 29, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted October 29, 2020 11 hours ago, jsharr said: You should spank him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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