Quote of the Day: Rene Descartes

[Inspiration Bot]

"I think; therefore I am."

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[Ralphie ★]

I yam what I yam. 

[smudge ★]

3 hours ago, Philander Seabury said:

I yam what I yam. 

I say this one a lot.  "As a wise old sailor used to say, 'I yam what I yam.'". I usually say this when explaining why I was written up again at work.

[Razors Edge ★]

8 hours ago, Inspiration Bot said:

"I think; therefore I am."

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So, @Kzoo isn't?  Or is "He doesn't think, but he still is" also possible?

[Kzoo]

Who comes up with this crap?

 

[Kzoo]

1 hour ago, Razors Edge said:

So, @Kzoo isn't?

Maybe........... I'll have to think about that.

 

[2Far ★]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes his drink, the bartender asks him if he would like another. Descartes replies, “No, I think not,” and disappears in a puff of logic.

[MoseySusan]

He wrote it in Latin. Cogito ergo sum. 

[BuffJim]

4 hours ago, 2Far said:

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes his drink, the bartender asks him if he would like another. Descartes replies, “No, I think not,” and disappears in a puff of logic.

I’ve heard a much more risqué version of this joke.