AirwickWithCheese Posted August 8, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 8, 2014 Let's say Mercury offered you a spot, not as a peasant, but some new category like tag-a-long. You would not be disqualified for time (this only applies to you) as you would surely never make the finish. I'd try one marathon, but I don't think I could ever build up the strength and endurance to do the whole thing. What is mind boggling is while this is a tough and big run, this is just another event on his calendar. I think it would be interesting to see how far back a mere mortal would finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 8, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 8, 2014 NO! Running is terrible. It's about as wonderful as paying new taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 8, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 8, 2014 do I get to drive the delivery van? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted August 8, 2014 do I get to drive the delivery van? Yes, it can average 27 mph on the downhills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 8, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 8, 2014 Do I get wings on my feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted August 8, 2014 I figure I'd be with the pack for about 5 minutes, then I'd be running solo the rest of the way. There is a swamp rabbit segment on my way to work, it's about 2 miles and -1%. There are almost 3000 people on it and the guy in the lead did it at 27.9 mph. I did it at 24.8. From what Dorothy and Toto say the pack typically travels at 27 or so for their easy pace. That seems impossible to me, but then I'm not a professional runner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 8, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 8, 2014 No freaking way. Running sucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted August 8, 2014 Do I get wings on my feet? Your posts are heavenly. I believe you're made of gold and already have wings on your feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 8, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 8, 2014 No freaking way. Running sucks. Only when being chased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Kzoo Posted August 8, 2014 Solution Share #10 Posted August 8, 2014 8.87 on the Parody-Meter. Good job!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted August 8, 2014 8.87 on the Parody-Meter. Good job!!!!!! Smoke that Jsharr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted August 8, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 8, 2014 NO! Running is terrible. It's about as wonderful as paying new taxes. I enjoy running. It's fun in its own special way. (I also enjoy paying taxes and I don't mind tax increases, but that's another matter.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 8, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 8, 2014 I enjoy running. It's fun in its own special way. (I also enjoy paying taxes and I don't mind tax increases, but that's another matter.) Weirdo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 8, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 8, 2014 Holy crap, this is parody of the year. I give it a 9.9 only because I never give anything a 10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share #15 Posted August 8, 2014 Holy crap, this is parody of the year. I give it a 9.9 only because I never give anything a 10. Preach it! (But now Jsharr won't speak to me for a month). :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 8, 2014 Share #16 Posted August 8, 2014 I agree that it is a very good parody, but being better than a jsharr parody is not that big of a deal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 8, 2014 Share #17 Posted August 8, 2014 Smoke that Jsharr. Did you mean to put this in the cannibal thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 8, 2014 Share #18 Posted August 8, 2014 I agree that it is a very good parody, but being better than a jsharr parody is not that big of a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 9, 2014 Share #19 Posted August 9, 2014 Weirdo. Redundant. Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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