Popular Post Razors Edge ★ Posted November 30, 2020 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 30, 2020 ...and she agreed with me that "heated" is not a selling point for this "massager". 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #2 Posted December 1, 2020 Gift idea? Something for, say, a mother-in-law whose rheumatism needs a little massage? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #3 Posted December 1, 2020 39 minutes ago, roadsue said: rheumatism Is that where folks get rheumatism??! Dang. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted December 1, 2020 Share #4 Posted December 1, 2020 I was trying not to say anything here and you're not making that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #5 Posted December 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Is that where folks get rheumatism??! Dang. Just giving you the benefit of a well-meaning search for that just-right MIL gift. Not that "sex toys" is somehow less legit of a gift idea. Sex has been outed for years, anyway, so...go RE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted December 1, 2020 Share #6 Posted December 1, 2020 I don't know that a massager works on joint pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #7 Posted December 1, 2020 Just now, donkpow said: I don't know that a massager works on joint pain. Rheumatism affects muscles, too. But, it's RE's search. Who knows what he's thinking... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted December 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, roadsue said: Rheumatism affects muscles, too. But, it's RE's search. Who knows what he's thinking... Your mind goes straight to the gutter! NTTIAWWT but I don't see your "sex toys" is mentioned or even hinted at! Maybe Sharper Image didn't get the "outed" message yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted December 1, 2020 Share #9 Posted December 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Your mind goes straight to the gutter! NTTIAWWT but I don't see your "sex toys" is mentioned or even hinted at! Maybe Sharper Image didn't get the "outed" message yet? You're repeating yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #10 Posted December 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, donkpow said: You're repeating yourself. Some folks need help and reinforcement of the key points of the post! Otherwise, they start seeing what they want to see and not what's right in front of them in black and white! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Share #11 Posted December 1, 2020 Is this some sort of inside joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted December 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, jsharr said: Is this some sort of inside joke? Inside????? WTF? Where did you even get that idea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted December 1, 2020 Share #13 Posted December 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Inside????? WTF? Where did you even get that idea? If we look at this issue in a general manner, it's easy to see that there may be some confusion over terms like exclusivity and exclusionary. I'm sure @roadsue will back me up on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #14 Posted December 1, 2020 Well, MIL will be impressed that you are looking to her needs for gift ideas instead of, like, a blender or food processor, which is more about making it easier for her to meet your needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #15 Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, roadsue said: Well, MIL will be impressed that you are looking to her needs for gift ideas instead of, like, a blender or food processor, which is more about making it easier for her to meet your needs. So, where does an air fryer fall into all this mix? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #16 Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, donkpow said: terms like exclusivity and exclusionary I have no idea what you're talking about. It's a personal massager somewhat shaped like a dildo. We can say dildo here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #17 Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: So, where does an air fryer fall into all this mix? Appliances are ok if MIL is all about being the hostess with the mostess. I usually attach a spa gift card to the wrapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, roadsue said: I have no idea what you're talking about. It's a personal massager somewhat shaped like a dildo. We can say dildo here? Are you some kind of witch? Looking to go for a flight? What kind of "broomstick" is de rigueur these days? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 1, 2020 Share #19 Posted December 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Are you some kind of witch? Looking to go for a flight? What kind of "broomstick" is de rigueur these days? Just answer her question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 1, 2020 Share #20 Posted December 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Are you some kind of witch? Looking to go for a flight? What kind of "broomstick" is de rigueur these days? A google-shaped one... It seems you've been on yours recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share #21 Posted December 1, 2020 16 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Just answer her question. We can write dildo! SW is hands off. We might not be able to post a photo of a dildo, but we can write about them as much as we want! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted December 1, 2020 Share #22 Posted December 1, 2020 41 minutes ago, roadsue said: A google-shaped one... It seems you've been on yours recently. You go, girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 27, 2021 Share #23 Posted June 27, 2021 On 12/1/2020 at 10:06 AM, Razors Edge said: We can write dildo! SW is hands off. We might not be able to post a photo of a dildo, but we can write about them as much as we want! I think this is fair play... especially if they are holding signs, taking pics, and causing bike riders to fracture both elbows and both arms. That person is a giant, stinky dildo who deserves to get seriously fucked by the legal system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted June 27, 2021 Share #24 Posted June 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Dottles said: I think this is fair play... especially if they are holding signs, taking pics, and causing bike riders to fracture both elbows and both arms. That person is a giant, stinky dildo who deserves to get seriously fucked by the legal system. I assumed this thread was bumped as evidence that RE has been preparing for @ChrisL’s MIL to stay with him for some time now. But you’re going current events? So what did the dildo-at-the-race’s sign say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 27, 2021 Share #25 Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I assumed this thread was bumped as evidence that RE has been preparing for @ChrisL’s MIL to stay with him for some time now. But you’re going current events? So what did the dildo-at-the-race’s sign say? It was in German and my German anus too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted June 27, 2021 Share #26 Posted June 27, 2021 Only slightly related, I recently read that King Edward II was famously killed without a scratch to his body by burning out his insides with a hot poker. They say his screams still echo through the hallways to this day. So, I would agree with @Razors Edge and WoRE… heat is not a selling point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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