Nate Posted August 12, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 12, 2014 so I ride to work again, and there's this crazy lady on some sort of a touring bike that thinks she's fast and all that, so I try and slow down each day for her to be able to hop on my wheel as I roll by and maybe help her get to work on time for a change Well, today I just had no legs. I did 60 miles in the big mountains last night and this morning I was cooked So I ride in for a recovery ride and damn if this crazy lady doesn't try and race me with her touring bike and panniers stuffed full of God only knows what so we finally get to where the ground tilts up a little and naturally I close down and I really almost have to ride along side of here now. I mean, I don't feel like riding away from here right now either, but I have to go fast enough up this hill to stay upright, so I just ride up on her like she was standing still I get up along side of her and at first I thought she was asking me for a PBR, but then I realize between all the huffing and puffing that she said she just made a new PR I didn't really know what to say, so I just chuckled and tried to be polite I rode the rest of the way in with her because I didn't feel like riding hard and I really couldn't go any slower, but she seemed to appreciate the company. Hopefully tomorrow I have the legs to stay way from this crazy bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 12, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 12, 2014 HAHA! 6.8 I marked you down for the typos and grammatical errors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted August 12, 2014 glad you appreciate this for being comedy and not serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 12, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 12, 2014 is this the trail you were on? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 12, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 12, 2014 so I ride to work again, and there's this crazy lady on some sort of a touring bike that thinks she's fast and all that, so I try and slow down each day for her to be able to hop on my wheel as I roll by and maybe help her get to work on time for a change Well, today I just had no legs.I did 60 miles in the big mountains last night and this morning I was cooked You had me going until you said 60 miles in the big mountains. there are no big mountains east of the Mississippi river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 12, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 12, 2014 You had me going until you said 60 miles in the big mountains. there are no big mountains east of the Mississippi river It was a farcical post about a guy who lives near DH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 12, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 12, 2014 It was a farcical post about a guy who lives near DH. He should have created a sock puppet and made this his first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted August 12, 2014 You had me going until you said 60 miles in the big mountains. there are no big mountains east of the Mississippi river I was pretending to be out in Oregon where DH lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 12, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 12, 2014 I was pretending to be out in Oregon where DH lives You should have created a sock puppet and made this his first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted August 12, 2014 yea, that would have been to way to do it right ...but this way was faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 12, 2014 Share #11 Posted August 12, 2014 Hopefully tomorrow I have the legs to stay way from this crazy bitch That sounds like the bitch who cussed me out for cleaning the log off the trail last week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 12, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 12, 2014 yea, that would have been to way to do it right ...but this way was faster I thought you were too tired to go fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 12, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 12, 2014 We do these types of threads from time to time. They aren't really parodies, so what do we call them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 12, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 12, 2014 We do these types of threads from time to time. They aren't really parodies, so what do we call them? Satire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 12, 2014 Share #15 Posted August 12, 2014 Crazy Bitch on Way to Work Today Stating the obvious again! How unbecoming of you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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