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I once had a dentist get on my case about my tongue getting in the way of his mouth tools. He said that in his 30 years as a dentist I had the strongest tongue he'd ever come across. 

 

I asked him if I could get him to state that in writing and get it notarized so I could use it as a pickup line. :whistle:

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The gal cleaning my teeth always says...Your tongue and mouth give me a workout.  

 

Not sure how to take that comment.  

 

I hate them.  I hate them, and their fucking evil tools.  On a happy note, she said my mouth was the cleanest it has ever been.  I said to her "You don't ride bikes me me.  My mouth is never really clean."   :lol:

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The gal cleaning my teeth always says...Your tongue and mouth give me a workout.  

 

Not sure how to take that comment.  

 

I hate them.  I hate them, and their fucking evil tools.  On a happy note, she said my mouth was the cleanest it has ever been.  I said to her "You don't ride bikes me me.  My mouth is never really clean."   :lol:

I used to be that way. If you feel this way, you don't have a good dentist/office. I was like this for years, but now I have no issues going to my dentist. He's awesome and so is all his staff.

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Oh, I get it now.  I thought the three options were where I liked to have sex, but the lino made no sense, because I have no carpet or hardwood floors,  HAHA

I think that dia....diea.....dera......medicine has you a little slow and loopy. ;)

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