Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 13, 2014 My dentist gives me this to mellow me out, when I get worked on. I think she doesn't want me attacking her and her staff. HAHA Makes me tired though. I need a nap now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 13, 2014 Do you giggle when you type "diazapam"? I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted August 13, 2014 Do you giggle when you type "diazapam"? I do. I spelled it wrong, didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 13, 2014 I once had a dentist get on my case about my tongue getting in the way of his mouth tools. He said that in his 30 years as a dentist I had the strongest tongue he'd ever come across. I asked him if I could get him to state that in writing and get it notarized so I could use it as a pickup line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 13, 2014 I spelled it wrong, didn't I? No idea. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 13, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 13, 2014 I spelled it wrong, didn't I? diazepam aka Valium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 13, 2014 diazepam I wouldn't trust C_L's spelling. He was probably giggling when he typed that and made a typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 13, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 13, 2014 I wouldn't trust C_L's spelling. He was probably giggling when he typed that and made a typo. giggling? No...I was staring at the hot new chic in the office. Dayum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 13, 2014 giggling? No...I was staring at the hot new chic in the office. Dayum. DH started working at your office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted August 13, 2014 The gal cleaning my teeth always says...Your tongue and mouth give me a workout. Not sure how to take that comment. I hate them. I hate them, and their fucking evil tools. On a happy note, she said my mouth was the cleanest it has ever been. I said to her "You don't ride bikes me me. My mouth is never really clean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted August 13, 2014 You guys could probably ask me anything right now. HAHA This shit is truth serum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 13, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 13, 2014 DH started working at your office? She'd last a day...maybe 2, unless she enjoys being stripped naked by my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 13, 2014 The gal cleaning my teeth always says...Your tongue and mouth give me a workout. Not sure how to take that comment. I hate them. I hate them, and their fucking evil tools. On a happy note, she said my mouth was the cleanest it has ever been. I said to her "You don't ride bikes me me. My mouth is never really clean." I used to be that way. If you feel this way, you don't have a good dentist/office. I was like this for years, but now I have no issues going to my dentist. He's awesome and so is all his staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 13, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 13, 2014 You guys could probably ask me anything right now. HAHA This shit is truth serum. carpet, linoleum, or runway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #15 Posted August 13, 2014 She'd last a day...maybe 2, unless she enjoys being stripped naked by my eyes. I never minded it. It always made me feel kinda sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #16 Posted August 13, 2014 carpet, linoleum, or runway? And photographic evidence of the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 13, 2014 Share #17 Posted August 13, 2014 You guys could probably ask me anything right now. HAHA This shit is truth serum. Who do you hate most on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #18 Posted August 13, 2014 carpet, linoleum, or runway? None of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted August 13, 2014 Who do you hate most on this forum? Hate? I don't hate, except people that shove sharp shit in my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 13, 2014 Share #20 Posted August 13, 2014 Hate? I don't hate, except people that shove sharp shit in my face. What about the guy that stole your log? I think it was Krazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #21 Posted August 13, 2014 None of those. So.....you're a "black forest" kind of gal, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #22 Posted August 13, 2014 What about the guy that stole your log? I think it was Krazy. Yeah, I hate that log removal jerk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #23 Posted August 13, 2014 So.....you're a "black forest" kind of gal, eh? Zooom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #24 Posted August 13, 2014 So.....you're a "black forest" kind of gal, eh? Zooom! You're hairy and moving fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #25 Posted August 13, 2014 You're hairy and moving fast? Oh, I get it now. I thought the three options were where I liked to have sex, but the lino made no sense, because I have no carpet or hardwood floors, HAHA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #26 Posted August 13, 2014 Oh, I get it now. I thought the three options were where I liked to have sex, but the lino made no sense, because I have no carpet or hardwood floors, HAHA I think that dia....diea.....dera......medicine has you a little slow and loopy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 13, 2014 Share #27 Posted August 13, 2014 Which piercing hurt the most? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #28 Posted August 13, 2014 Which piercing hurt the most? The one she's gonna put through your left eye.....if you don't watch your tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #29 Posted August 13, 2014 Which piercing hurt the most? I have no piercings, besides my ears, and I was too young to remember those. No tats either, so no need to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 13, 2014 Share #30 Posted August 13, 2014 Have you had a threescore with two guys, two girls, one guy and one girl? Hey, you said to ask, this is your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 13, 2014 Share #31 Posted August 13, 2014 Who killed Kennedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #32 Posted August 13, 2014 Have you had a threescore with two guys, two girls, one guy and one girl? Hey, you said to ask, this is your fault. Don't you wish you knew the answer. I will never tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #33 Posted August 13, 2014 Who killed Kennedy? Lee Harvey Oswald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #34 Posted August 13, 2014 Lee Harvey Oswald. I didn't google that either. However, I have no idea who killed Lennon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 13, 2014 Share #35 Posted August 13, 2014 Lee Harvey Oswald. Where is that best answer button again!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share #36 Posted August 13, 2014 Where is that best answer button again!? I am not satisfied yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 13, 2014 Share #37 Posted August 13, 2014 I am not satisfied yet. A threesome (or threescore as SW calls it) might help solve that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 14, 2014 Share #38 Posted August 14, 2014 The gal cleaning my teeth always says...Your tongue and mouth give me a workout. Not sure how to take that comment. You need say nothing more. Our imaginations will take us where they will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 14, 2014 Share #39 Posted August 14, 2014 A threesome (or threescore as SW calls it) might help solve that. Effing autocorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 14, 2014 Share #40 Posted August 14, 2014 Effing autocorrect. Effing inability to proofread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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