Dirtyhip Posted January 7, 2021 Share #1 Posted January 7, 2021 It was icy this morning. I was using the bike path/ped path. There are 3 road crossings on the way up the hill. Before I enter these road ways, I look back to make sure that I am not going to be mowed down. The second to last crossing, I look back and see a car is stopped, so I start through the intersection. There are sheets of ice running down the roadway, so I exercise caution. I am partway into the road entering one icy section and this car that was waiting blares their horn at me. It scared the living shit out of me. It made my slightly jerk on my bike, as the horn startled me which caused my bike to slide more than it should have. Luckily I was able to keep it upright and only a minor sway. I am going as fast as I can up that hill. I am in a freaking school area and a zone with heavy congestion. People like him are scum. I would like to see his lazy ass ride up that hill faster. I wanted to take his horn and shove it up his ass. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 7, 2021 Share #2 Posted January 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I wanted to take his horn and shove it up his ass. If you do make a video, we want to see it. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 7, 2021 Share #3 Posted January 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: It scared the living shit out of me. So I am riding along and somebody blows their horn at me, freaking me out. As they pass, I see them waiving in encouragement. Oy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share #4 Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, donkpow said: So I am riding along and somebody blows their horn at me, freaking me out. As they pass, I see them waiving in encouragement. Oy. I really feel that it was act of impatience. It was a long honk not a short beep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution donkpow Posted January 7, 2021 Solution Share #5 Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, Dirtyhip said: I really feel that it was act of impatience. It was a long honk not a short beep. No doubt. Probably on their way to overthrow the government. Maybe even a smoker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2021 Share #6 Posted January 7, 2021 He was probably concerned you did not see the ice and was trying to warn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 7, 2021 Share #7 Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: wanted to take his horn and shove it up his ass. I will hold him down while you shove...just let me know when! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 7, 2021 Share #8 Posted January 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, jsharr said: He was probably concerned you did not see the ice and was trying to warn you. Or wanted to give her a push with the bumper to help her get to work more quickly. Maybe an e-bike would be if help to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 7, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Or wanted to give her a push with the bumper to help her get to work more quickly. Maybe an e-bike would be if help to her? I hope you remembered to say something nice like "Smile Honey, you are not pretty when you frown like that." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 7, 2021 Share #10 Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I hope you remembered to say something nice like "Smile Honey, you are not pretty when you frown like that." Yes, something uplifting and affirming! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 7, 2021 Share #11 Posted January 7, 2021 Would it be appropriate to holler out "eat a snickers"? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 8, 2021 Share #12 Posted January 8, 2021 Is this a parody of @Prophet Zacharia's post? That's not kind. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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