Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 13, 2021 Yup, not fun. 99% blockage is BAD. Went by ambulance to Farttech hospital straight to the Meth Lab. They went through the wrist instead of the groin. Smells much better that way. Rest of my fart smelled good. Just that one blockage. So ya, I’ll be here till Wednesday. We better leave the windows open. 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share #2 Posted January 13, 2021 I’m still in junior high so I can post stuff like this. Did you ever work with junior high boys? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2021 Fart attacks can be silent but deadly. Be very careful especially in elevators or other enclosed areas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 13, 2021 Share #4 Posted January 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I’m still in junior high so I can post stuff like this. Did you ever work with junior high boys? yes, I taught 7th grade boys. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Share #5 Posted January 13, 2021 I attributed that post to jsharrt before seeing it was you. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted January 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Fart attacks can be silent but deadly. Be very careful especially in elevators or other enclosed areas. State law says it’s illegal to fart in an elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share #7 Posted January 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Airehead said: yes, I taught 7th grade boys. Seventh grade boys are really not into sex yet so they tell a lot of fart jokes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Airehead Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share #8 Posted January 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Seventh grade boys are really not into sex yet so they tell a lot of fart jokes. true-- I actually loved that assignment--- they were very funny. The used to laugh every time I said words that sounded dirty but they are not. Once someone was complaining about badminton in PE. I asked, "What is the matter can't you hit the shuttlecock?" Oh my did they laugh. The PE teacher told me later that he always called it a birdie just for that reason. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 14, 2021 +1000000000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share #10 Posted January 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, Airehead said: true-- I actually loved that assignment--- they were very funny. The used to laugh every time I said words that sounded dirty but they are not. Once someone was complaining about badminton in PE. I asked, "What is the matter can't you hit the shuttlecock?" Oh my did they laugh. The PE teacher told me later that he always called it a birdie just for that reason. I had all the seventh and eighth grade boys in my cabin for a weekend retreat. What a time that was. Esther had all the seventh and eighth grade girls in her cabin. They were already boy crazy so the cabin talk was different. That was how I met Esther, we were assigned to work together during the daytime with all the junior high kids. I had one seventh grade boy said he had trouble sleeping because he was in a top bunk and the snow pounding on the roof all night kept him awake. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 14, 2021 Share #11 Posted January 14, 2021 50 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Sooooo, guess who had a fart attack this morning? This was a parody of elevated beauty! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 14, 2021 Share #12 Posted January 14, 2021 51 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Sooooo, guess who had a fart attack this morning? I'm gassing it was you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 14, 2021 Share #13 Posted January 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Airehead said: The PE teacher told me later that he always called it a birdie just for that reason. Perfect occasion for the Adam Sandler line "That information would have been useful to have YESTERDAY!". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 14, 2021 Share #14 Posted January 14, 2021 Da Meter Says 10.00! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 14, 2021 Share #15 Posted January 14, 2021 Oh for goodness sake! We only just got a brand new Wireless Parody Meter and LJ destroys it in one post. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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